Defend your right to own a car.

[David88vert]

You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

But how do you use the three shells?

[Echonova]

But how do you use the three shells?

Two are used like chopsticks to "remove" waste and the third is used to "scrape" away the rest.


No mention is made on how they are sanitized.

[David88vert]

Two are used like chopsticks to "remove" waste and the third is used to "scrape" away the rest.


No mention is made on how they are sanitized.

What's scary is that you know how to use them....

blank, can we get the three shells banned now, as a proactive measure?