David, didn't you know blank is a highly regarded geneticist and that all studies that don't show the same results as his are automatically hateful, full of bigotry, and false? His word alone is the final word on this subject. In fact, blank is the Greek god of homosexuality. He thought it would be funny to play a trick on man and tweak the x chromosome so that some would be gay. In the ancient world, blow jobs were exchanged by men in his name and to his honor. The butt plug is in fact a copy of an ancient relic used in homosexual worship to blank.