Republicans are mostly old people and once the boomers start dying off they're gonna have problems.

Also, the field of candidates so far is a joke.

Bachmann - Batshit crazy-eyed theocrat.
Santorum - You can't even google his name from your work computer
Gingrich - Has some interesting new ideas (from the year 1983).
Cain - Answers questions with questions.
Palin - Katie Couric is still waiting for a response on what newspaper Palin reads.
Romney - He's the archetect of "ObamaCare". Oh, and he's also Mormon which means the Fundies hate him almost as bad as they hate Muslims from Kenya with fake birth certificates.
Pawlenty - Wouldn't call Mitt Romney "Obamney" to his face.
Chris Christie - Took a chopper at taxpayer expense to his kids baseball game. Took a limo at taxpayer expense 100 yards from the chopper to the ball field. Left after the 5th inning (again in a state chopper) to go meet with campaign donors. I'm guessing they met at a poke n' choke buffet.
Trump - He'll probably be back in the race during sweeps week.
Ron Paul - Perhaps the only candidate in the race who stands for any sort of principles, which is exactly why he has no chance in hell.
Rick Perry - Wasn't he advocating for Tex-ass to secede from the Union last year? I say let them go, they're last in every measurable category so they're bringing down the curve for everybody else.
Rick Huntsman - Obama's ambassador to China (you know, the communists).
Rudy Giuliani - Really wants you to remember 9/11, but wants you to forget about the CINC responsible for taking out Osama.
Jimmy McMillan (aka "The Rent is 2 Damn High" guy) - His main platform is rent control. Good luck pitching that to Rupublicans.


I think thats just about everybody who has declared. Oh, I forgot to add Gary Johnson, but then again so did CNN at the last debate. And theres also the one guy I endorse out of this whole field of carnival freaks and bloodsucking parasites. The one guy who has the courage to admit that he's actually a carnival freak and a bloodsucker. I present to you, Jonathon "the Impaler" Sharkey:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathon_Sharkey
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