What does Obama have to do with you guys getting laid off? Did you get a termination notice on White House stationary directly from his desk? Did he come to our job and say "Yo Holmes... punch out because you're shitcanned"?




I'm going to start blaming all my problems on Obama now because its the hip thing to do. That Muslim Kenyan Marxist Socialist Nazi Homo burned my toaster waffles this morning and drank the last of the milk and left the empty carton in the fridge. Wheres the birth certificate???