that has got to be the dumbest offer ever,

its not even meant to be a real offer and dumb fucks are jumping on it and thinking its a good idea...

this offer is the equivalent of braveheart fuskstick mel gibson telling the english to put their heads between their legs, and kiss their own ass during the truce on the battlefield....

lets look at his conditions:

condition 1: withdrawal of all troops from the middle east: there is no set list of countries in the middle east, the definition changes, countries are added and dropped, but countries like turkey, israel, jordan, even egypt, are countries we have a peaceful relationship with in the middle east and troop/money interminglings,
so we need to cut all ties to the peoples and governments of those countries because high and mighty osama says so? fuck him in his ass.

condition 2: no more backing of apostate regimes:
i can't wait to see the fucking list of what country's osama deems to be run by apostate regimes

condition 3: the release of all detained muslims: this is a nice ambiguous one, does he mean all muslims in american prisons? because there is a shitload of muslims in our prison system, a whole lot of reverts as they call them.
or does he mean the ones we have detained in the last 8 years, what about other coalition countries?

result: if anyone thinks this is somehow reasonable or in any way a good idea, you are the dumbest motherfucker ever,
not only for agreeing to vague unrealistic terms, but because you would be making osama the ruler of the muslim world, he would be speaking for all muslims, and would have a thousand times the military might, nuclear weapons and 2 billion people behind him, all middle eastern governments would succumb to his regime one way or another through his vast newfound popularity in the muslim world.

i say we counter-offer osama: if he cuts off his own fucking head, puts it on a silver platter, and mails it to america, we will stop killing his friends and children who fight with him. oh and his ghoulish women