Don't deny it, we've all practically been getting a joke text an hour for the past couple days. Why not put them all here
Obama Jokes...you know you want to.
Don't deny it, we've all practically been getting a joke text an hour for the past couple days. Why not put them all here
**grabs popcorn*
We have?Originally Posted by speedminded
Fuck it, i'll be the brave one....
"Attention all white people.....report to the cotton fields tomorrow at 7am for orientation, Thank you."
"Things are already looking better for America, Dick Cheney invited Obama to go on a hunting trip."
"We already have a replacement for the Bald Eagle, and its a fried chicken."
"The new national anthem will be, MOVIN' ON UP."
"Breaking news.....The watermelon is now the National Fruit."
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i lol'd at a few of those
lol thanks...hope i dont get banned....
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
lol.
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Of course not meant to offend anyone!
"The rose garden in front of the White House has been replaced with a watermelon patch."
"The Statue of Liberty is being reconstructed as Aunt Jemima holding a chicken wing."
no offense but this is a fucced up thread!!!!Jokes or not
Soon!!
Don't go gettin sand in yer vag. They're just jokes.
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-(revised orientation joke) attention all white people, please report to the cotton fields at 7a.m. uniforms and pitchforks will be provided. sun-screen is strictly prohibited.
-attention all black people, make sure you drink plenty of water today. there's going to be plenty of salty crackers out on the streets today.
-white folks said that it'll be a cold day in hell before they allow a black man to run the country...so bundle up n*ggaz!
-make sure you sign-up on the volunteer sheet to help bush get his sh.it out of the white house. i put us down for the 8-3 shift.
-they didn't want to give us 40 acres and a mule so damnit we'll take 50 states and a white house.
i ended up getting about 15-20 jokes. the first few were pretty funny...then they just got old.
Whats the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
Phelps can finish a race.
ooops wrong thread thought this was the Jew Joke thread
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lol win is thread full of
You know better; next time will be a ban.
No need to get all bent outta shape with the obama stuff, But damn yo, that jew joke was foul.
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
lol i about fell over laughing when i heard that joke
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sorry, but none of these are really funny
*Gets off the floor to laugh again*
HATERlol
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Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'
hahahah @ hotshot's
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c.h.a.n.g.e = come help a nigguh get elected
awesomeeeeeeeeeeee
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I got one. I shouldnt post it but here we go,
"Attention all hunters, gather your guns and go to washington, there is a coon loose in the whitehouse."
I hope i dont get banned for that. I actually like obama...a little bit.
full of win, especially mikes and hotshots.
what do jfk and obama have in common?
nothing... yet.
"The 1911 is a collection of subsystems that must work together. Each part must be prepared and fit properly not only in and of itself, but also with regard to the other parts with which it must operate for the gun to function and appear as desired."
i was thinking about posting this just now too.. lol.
Hallmark is making a christmas ornament so we can finally hang that damn n!gger...
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this is awful lol. someone should start a mccain joke thread
"The 1911 is a collection of subsystems that must work together. Each part must be prepared and fit properly not only in and of itself, but also with regard to the other parts with which it must operate for the gun to function and appear as desired."
Does Palin count with Mccain jokes, since they were running mates?this is awful lol. someone should start a mccain joke thread
What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
Only some of the things that came out of her vagina are retarded...
sorry please don't ban, i don't really post on IA too much anyway
This thread is awesome!!!! I havent gotten any texts though
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^these jokes are halarious, lol palin is a joke herself.
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reps bro!!! HAHAHA so true.
Some of u guys had some funny ones.
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What does Lincoln, Kennedy, and Obama all have in common?
Nothing
...Yet
*edit*
oops, just realized it was already posted lol!
I havent gotten any jokes, but I gotten a few pix and gifs.
MORE!
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when obama dies he goes to heaven and asks St. Peter, "I've wondered my whole life if I am HALF BLACK or HALF WHITE?"
St. Peter tells him to ask God this question and sends him in. Obama seeks out God and asks the question.
God says, "You are, what you are." Later Obama returns as conflicted and confused as before and St. Peter says, "Well, did you ask him?"
"Yes but he only said, you are what you are." answers Obama.
"Okay, that means you are HALF WHITE." says Peter.
"How do you know this?" asks Obama puzzled even more.
"Because, if you were HALF BLACK, he would have said, you is what you is!"
Last edited by BIG WORM; 11-08-2008 at 05:04 AM.
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