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Q: Why doesn't Obama believe in changing light bulbs?
A: He likes keeping everyone in the dark.
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Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an Africian lion, Obama is a lying Africian.
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What do you call two Obama supporters on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Why does Obama always have sex on his mind?
Because he has pubes on his head!
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Why didn't Michelle Obama wear panties to the picnic?
To keep the flies away from the chicken!
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Did you hear about the new Obama Barbie?
She comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
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And to be Fair! (please don't ban me!)
Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
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Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had 2 cars.
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Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up
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What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
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How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!
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What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids
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^Those are just black jokes with obama substituted.
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I now I'm going to get ban for this!
if obama and a apple both fell out of a tree wich one would hit the ground first?
the apple! the rope will stop the *****!
I know he's half white so the rope will brake and he will live.
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ROFL at this shit
HOTSHOT for president!!
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Obama, Michelle and Hillary were taking a trip and while flying on the plane, obama said "I could throw a $100 bill out and make 1 person happy". Michelle said "I could throw out 10 $100 bills and make 10 people happy". Hilary said "I could throw 100 $100 bills out and make 100 people happy". The pilots looked at each other and one said "I could throw three people out and make 20 million people happy!!!!!!!!!
