In Soviet Alaska the oil comapnies pay you.

[Total_Blender]

Got DAMN, the permanent fund is $3200 this year???! I shouldn't have moved away.. you get that much for every person in your household.. so someone like Sarah Palin with 5 kids, herself and her husband, multiply $3200 by 7.

Note to self:

1.) move to Alaska
2.) have kids as often as possible
3.) ????
4.) profit!