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    Default Obama Joke: The Turtle (JUST A JOKE, Don't get all pi$$y!!)

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

    The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'

    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know, he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with.
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    I smiled up until the explanation. I was expecting more funnay....

    C'mon Tiff I know you can find better

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    Sorry, it was one of those forwarded emails from the moms... You know the ones that aren't dirty AT ALL!

    Sorry. Epic Fail.
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    Sorry, it was one of those forwarded emails from the moms... You know the ones that aren't dirty AT ALL!

    Sorry. Epic Fail.

    Hahahaha I wouldn't add "Epic" to it, it wasn't that bad.

    it's ok Babes.

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    lol.. i grinned
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    lol.. i grinned
    You just contradicted yourself!






    I had to Big BLARE, i had to...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    You just contradicted yourself!






    I had to Big BLARE, i had to...
    i did, i did,... HAHAAH
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    ...but i guess you could laugh out loud while grinning?

    It would be extremely weird as sht but I guess it's possible!

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    Epic Fail is right.

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