I'm male, and I have a cat. My name is Gabriel. Vasquez is my last name.
A friend of mine is on this site (not sure what his username is, but he drives a riced out hatchback with blue rims).
I enjoy the internet, but think it's very groan-worthy when memes, 1337 speech and other internet related things make their way into mainstream culture (especially songs/music videos/bands [l.o.l smilie face or when they use rofl]). I am a nice person, but can be snobby at times.
That's ok though. I don't look down on people for having tastes far inferior than mine.
Most people would call my interests 'stupid', but I would say they just 'don't get it.' I like to ramble and I don't like jokes. Laughing is for sheeple who haven't evolved enough to realize that life is a dark depressing arm pit in hell. Sike!
Something I really enjoy about life is humor. Great way to live your life imo. If we lived for 500 years then I could understand why someone would be rude, assholeish, and sour. Joe Rogan, Jim Norton, and Dave Chappelle are a few of my favorite comedians.
Th-th-th-that's all folks.