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04-28-2009, 11:09 AM
SxyVnessa

i LOVE that movie. the last one was the best!
04-28-2009, 11:09 AM
HalfBaked

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul

car in pic is too old :lmfao:

well i drive an 2009 that new enough?

I ain't even got a car.

I bum rides.

I'll have my mom drop me off at this chickas house. I'll bring a backpack of lube and alka-setzers. (ya know you just gotta bring something to make them think you're putting on a condom)
04-28-2009, 11:10 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

I'll fuck him too.

I've spent some time around an asshole before. I'll have 1 fist in him and 1 in his daughter.

I'll pretend you guys are puppets.

eww
04-28-2009, 11:10 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

i LOVE that movie. the last one was the best!

ricer

what kind of car do you have
04-28-2009, 11:11 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul

car in pic is too old :lmfao:

well i drive an 2009 that new enough?

what do you drive? i doubt it would beat my ex's civic
04-28-2009, 11:11 AM
HalfBaked

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

eww

What color your areolas?
04-28-2009, 11:11 AM
stillaneon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul

car in pic is too old :lmfao:

well i drive an 2009 that new enough?

are you sure your car is fast enough to impress the world's fastest civic?
04-28-2009, 11:12 AM
stillaneon

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

what do you drive? i doubt it would beat my ex's civic

pics of ex's civic
04-28-2009, 11:12 AM
LizBiz

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

What color your areolas?

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: You are off the chain!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
04-28-2009, 11:12 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammich

ricer

what kind of car do you have

i don't have a car, but if i did it wouldn't be a maxima
04-28-2009, 11:12 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

What color your areolas?

color matched

lol wut
04-28-2009, 11:13 AM
HalfBaked

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

i don't have a car, but if i did it wouldn't be a maxima

I don't have a car either.

Look at us. We have so much in common.

How about we each share my cock?
04-28-2009, 11:13 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillaneon

pics of ex's civic

why would i have a pic of my ex b/f's car?

lol

dummy
04-28-2009, 11:13 AM
Paul

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

what do you drive? i doubt it would beat my ex's civic

civics are for fags w/o style... i only drive eurotrash GTI w/ TSI and c230 Kompressor.

how about you post up your ex's civic and we'll be the judge of that?
04-28-2009, 11:14 AM
Dr.G35

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillaneon

pics of ex's civic

http://images.forum-auto.com/mesimag...85436333_1.jpg
04-28-2009, 11:14 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

I don't have a car either.

Look at us. We have so much in common.

How about we each share my cock?

i need more of a man than you could ever provide.
04-28-2009, 11:14 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

i don't have a car, but if i did it wouldn't be a maxima

saying alot for a chick that cant get around without daddy...
04-28-2009, 11:15 AM
stillaneon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammich

saying alot for a chick that cant get around without daddy...

Saying a lot for a chick who comes to an online forum looking for mr right now
04-28-2009, 11:15 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul

civics are for fags w/o style... i only drive eurotrash GTI w/ TSI and c230 Kompressor.

how about you post up your ex's civic and we'll be the judge of that?

i don't have a pic of his car. but he has never lost a race. he may be at Varsity next Thursday. That is when i need someone to help me.
04-28-2009, 11:16 AM
stillaneon

whats his name
04-28-2009, 11:16 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillaneon

Saying a lot for a chick who comes to an online forum looking for mr right now

qft

Quote:

i don't have a pic of his car. but he has never lost a race. he may be at Varsity next Thursday. That is when i need someone to help me.

you are full of fail
04-28-2009, 11:16 AM
SxyVnessa

hey, maybe you guys know my b/f. i can post a pic of us!
04-28-2009, 11:16 AM
LizBiz

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

i need more of a man than you could ever provide.

Actually u don't. U just want to piss ur ex off right. You don't need a man for that just a penis.
04-28-2009, 11:16 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillaneon

whats his name

BJ
04-28-2009, 11:17 AM
HalfBaked

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

i need more of a man than you could ever provide.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/v...Me/MeandBJ.jpg

Ya I bet.

That guy looks like a winner.

I like his manly chest hair and his haggard tattooes.
04-28-2009, 11:17 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by LizBiz

Actually u don't. U just want to piss ur ex off right. You don't need a man for that just a penis.

i am not here looking for a penis. just some guys with hot, fast cars.
04-28-2009, 11:17 AM
Dr.G35

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

i don't have a pic of his car. but he has never lost a race. he may be at Varsity next Thursday. That is when i need someone to help me.

this was the first place you thought of when you needed help? L M F A O
04-28-2009, 11:18 AM
Paul

Quote:

Originally Posted by LizBiz

Actually u don't. U just want to piss ur ex off right. You don't need a man for that just a penis.

http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Fil...0475366108.jpg
04-28-2009, 11:18 AM
stillaneon

whats his name on here?
04-28-2009, 11:18 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/v...Me/MeandBJ.jpg

Ya I bet.

That guy looks like a winner.

I like his manly chest hair and his haggard tattooes.

hey, i loved his tattoos and chest hair.
04-28-2009, 11:19 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.G35

this was the first place you thought of when you needed help? L M F A O

i saw a car with an importatlanta sticker on it. it was one of his friend's cars.
04-28-2009, 11:20 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillaneon

whats his name on here?

i have never seen him play on the internet. i don't know if he is on here. if he is here and sees my thread he will probably hit me again.
04-28-2009, 11:20 AM
HalfBaked

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

hey, i loved his tattoos and chest hair.

I'm sure you did.

I can tell you are all class.
04-28-2009, 11:20 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.G35

this was the first place you thought of when you needed help? L M F A O

qft:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
04-28-2009, 11:21 AM
Dr.G35

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

i have never seen him play on the internet. i don't know if he is on here. if he is here and sees my thread he will probably hit me again.

if he wont, HalfBaked will. so which is it?
04-28-2009, 11:21 AM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

I'm sure you did.

I can tell you are all class.

x2

thats as far as i'm going lol:lmfao:
04-28-2009, 11:21 AM
HalfBaked

http://s667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/
04-28-2009, 11:22 AM
Paul

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/v...Me/MeandBJ.jpg

Ya I bet.

That guy looks like a winner.

I like his manly chest hair and his haggard tattooes.

she looked hotter from the neck up :yes:

and she is drinking domestic beer :sicks:
04-28-2009, 11:22 AM
HalfBaked

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyVnessa

i have never seen him play on the internet. i don't know if he is on here. if he is here and sees my thread he will probably hit me again.

Maybe he can hit that gut off you.

He wouldn't cheat on you if you could keep your weight under 125.
04-28-2009, 11:23 AM
SxyVnessa

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

I'm sure you did.

I can tell you are all class.

classy enough to shut you down.

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