Come welcome me!
I have toyed with the idea of registering here on a couple of occasions like Amy Winehouse toyed with the idea of sobriety. The only difference is that I eventually followed through and have better teeth. They're not much better mind you, as my stonehenge arrangement of choppers were like little corn coloured niblets jammed into my head by some cruel god with parkinsons disease.
I am 5'11, 174 lbs with dark hair and brown eyes, and women find me handsome when I don't smile.
The main issue is that I have neither the inclination nor the energy to put into a decent looking woman, so I settle for the ditch pigs, the fat friends, or the chick that's too drunk to **** properly so I'll end up with a crotch full of cranberry-vodka and regurgitated french fries. I don't care. I don't think you should care either unless I'm next to your cubicle at work and offer you to smell my fingers. I will share some stories with you, som more disturbing than others. Some may contain romance, but most only contain references to golf ball sized white headed boils that I had to stare at while I drilled her doggy style.
I will find my way around this place eventually. I may be a little disoriented at first like Stevei Wonder trying to find his wife at a fish market, but i will eventually fit in. Have a nice day, jackass.
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.........somebody was dropped as a kidd!!!!
wtf, mate? 
Originally Posted by OMG JDM
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