i got a miata

[mx-5peed]

i know you'd like that.. i mean who would brag bout their d!ck on IA, a homo.. so this statement comes to no suprise to me..

i thought all the hotties did that for you? i mean its so big and your driving a RED MIATA? i wish i could hear a girl say i have a nice car from time to time

hahah douche bag...

yea they do it to but im sure ud love to help them out.

[fucksohc]

well ok stay being a **** ryder and go **** quick dodge. you hoe ass nygggahhh

your so lame dude... all you can do is repeat yourself over and over again...

Mr. Big Man in ur RED MIATA... lol that just makes me laugh...

a guy trying to talk all gangster in a little red miata..

[quickdodge®]

quick dodge face it mayne. youre a fag. stop trying to sound extra smart u little virgin. loose that v card then we can talk. maybe after u get some puss ull come talk to me like a regular person not like some internet punk with your smart ass comments n shyt.

V-card? Who the **** you think your Father is? You're just mad because you found out that I quit paying child support for you because I wanted a son and all I got was you. I already have 2 daughters, what do I need with you? Come on, trick, don't you know the more you talk about this "fag" ****, the more it seems you're obsessed with the word? Tell me...gangstah. Later, QD.

[Mayniac]

talk to me like a regular person not like some internet punk with your smart ass comments n shyt.

Internet punk?

You have no idea what you're talking about. Do you type things down and not double read it before you post? I mean, we did learn that back in 3rd grade, remember? Always double check your work, but I guess after reading your posts its clear to me that 3rd grade was nothing more than a dream to you.

How pathetic for you to come on a forum that you know nothing about, acting like the badass that you're not. Expecting people to be afriad of you, your hood slang isn't impressing anyone. Its more, hurting you're reputation. You drive a Miata, which isn't a bad car if you are into certain car enthusiast events. Yet you know nothing about it, nor cars in general.

Here, check this out.

For all we know you're some wannabe Brain O'Conner thinking you will get respect by talking sh!t to everyone. Wrong, kid. You're not, how about you start off small? Like trying to impress your parent? I mean, you were the biggest mistake in both of their lives, coming up when it was only supposed to be a one night stand. I bet your face is tore the fuck up, cause of your mother trying to do one of those "do it yourself abortion" with a coat hanger.

[quickdodge®]

Here's a picture of mx-queef taken just last year. I was sent this in the hopes that I would finally accept my daughter.



Later, QD.

[fucksohc]

Internet punk?

You have no idea what you're talking about. Do you type things down and not double read it before you post? I mean, we did learn that back in 3rd grade, remember? Always double check your work, but I guess after reading your posts its clear to me that 3rd grade was nothing more than a dream to you.

How pathetic for you to come on a forum that you know nothing about, acting like the badass that you're not. Expecting people to be afriad of you, your hood slang isn't impressing anyone. Its more, hurting you're reputation. You drive a Miata, which isn't a bad car if you are into certain car enthusiast events. Yet you know nothing about it, nor cars in general.

Here, check this out.

For all we know you're some wannabe Brain O'Conner thinking you will get respect by talking sh!t to everyone. Wrong, kid. You're not, how about you start off small? Like trying to impress your parent? I mean, you were the biggest mistake in both of their lives, coming up when it was only supposed to be a one night stand. I bet your face is tore the fuck up, cause of your mother tried to do one of those "do it yourself abortion" with a coat hanger.

daaaamn! cold blooded!

[Frög]

yea they do it to but im sure ud love to help them out.

this kid has to be the lamest/gayest kid ever.. seriously, i feel bad for his parents.. they must not be proud..

i feel bad for this fag..



EDIT: hahah didn't even read maniac's post...

[fucksohc]

maniac.. that was 1 hell of a roast!... damn he hasnt been able to come back on that 1

[Doppelgänger]

well kids, he was at 1 or 2 thursday night meets.... im sure it wouldnt be hard to find him there

[fucksohc]

well kids, he was at 1 or 2 thursday night meets.... im sure it wouldnt be hard to find him there

yeah.. just look for a super bad ass gangster rollin up with his boy friend in a bright red miata...

[Frög]

well kids, he was at 1 or 2 thursday night meets.... im sure it wouldnt be hard to find him there

i bet its easy, he will be reving his engine, blasting music, standing by his RED MIATA so everyone knows its his, and he will probably have a sock in his pants to make it look like he got a big d!ck..

[Marty]

this kid has to be the lamest/gayest kid ever.. seriously, i feel bad for his parents.. they must not be proud..

i feel bad for this fag..



EDIT: hahah didn't even read maniac's post...

Oh man, too bad that's a Solstice. It almost matches my car!

[quickdodge®]

Brain O'Conner

Who the **** is that? Later, QD.

[Doppelgänger]

nah, kinda doofy kid actually.... he should be too hard to take out.

Oh, and its a stock red miata with tinted headlights... in case anyone sees him driving around lawrenceville/duluth/gwinnett

[Mayniac]

well kids, he was at 1 or 2 thursday night meets.... im sure it wouldnt be hard to find him there

Mike, not sure if you remember this. It was one night at bp, he almost hit one of my friends cause he was trying to park in this certain spot and almost did, so my friend hit his side mirror.

Dude got out of the car and started talking sh!t, than WickedIXMR jumped in and it also started talking sh!t. Dude looked scared, so he reached in his car and grabed a gun, it would have been a mistake on his part cause I had two friends that carry theirs who have permits. After it all died out, I saw you talking to him, that night he was rolling with some dudes who had rx7's.

Is this the guy?

[Mayniac]

Who the **** is that? Later, QD.

Fast and the furious. LMAO!

[Frög]

Oh man, too bad that's a Solstice. It almost matches my car!

lol nice!! i think i know where you live.. do you live in that apartment complex in d-wood? (not saying the name of it) have you seen my car parked outside your apartment? my friend with the green jeep lives there..

[quickdodge®]

Fast and the furious. LMAO!

There was not a Brain O'Connor. Later, QD.

[Mayniac]

There was not a Brain O'Connor. Later, QD.

Nice edit.

Dude, paul walker played him..... DUH!

[Doppelgänger]

Mike, not sure if you remember this. It was one night at bp, he almost hit one of my friends cause he was trying to park in this certain spot and almost did, so my friend hit his side mirror.

Dude got out of the car and started talking sh!t, than WickedIXMR jumped in and it also started talking sh!t. Dude looked scared, so he reached in his car and grabed a gun, it would have been a mistake on his part cause I had two friends that carry theirs who have permits. After it all died out, I saw you talking to him, that night he was rolling with some dudes who had rx7's.

Is this the guy?

Actually Alex, this is NOT that guy. This tool is another guy.... and he was at Sonic meet like 3 weeks ago. They guy you're thinking of lives on the south side and rarely comes north of atlanta.

[Mayniac]

Actually Alex, this is NOT that guy. This tool is another guy.... and he was at Sonic meet like 3 weeks ago. They guy you're thinking of lives on the south side and rarley comes north of atlanta.

Thanks for clearing that out.

And you said 3 weeks ago? hmmmm... I think I do remember seeing some red miata there...

[quickdodge®]

Nice edit.

Dude, paul walker played him..... DUH!

No. Paul Walker played Brian O'Connor. Later, QD.

[Mayniac]

No. Paul Walker played Brian O'Connor. Later, QD.

Always have to find a way to make everything funny huh?

[Marty]

lol nice!! i think i know where you live.. do you live in that apartment complex in d-wood? (not saying the name of it) have you seen my car parked outside your apartment? my friend with the green jeep lives there..

No, my friends live there, right next to your buddy with the Jeep. Yep, I do remember now seeing your car, small city..... My car did spend a few nights there when we had some fiberglass work to do on it, that's prolly when you saw it.

[Doppelgänger]

No. Paul Walker played Brian O'Connor. Later, QD.

... who was also Brian Spillner.....

[quickdodge®]

Always have to find a way to make everything funny huh?

No sir. Just pointing out that if there were ANY brains in that movie, it might have been a good one. Later, QD.

[BUGMAN]

and my job here is done.

I have to say it is a bit entertaining.

[BUGMAN]

Someone tell this old man WTF a mayne is? I know what a main is on an animal and the street that runs through town but mayne?

I know people with 6-7 second 1/4 mile cars that don't talk 1/2 this much s h i t. That car must be one Bad azz ride.

[joesblk_teg]

this thread is classic IA haha i only read bits and pieces but lol on the idiot noob

[Frög]

No, my friends live there, right next to your buddy with the Jeep. Yep, I do remember now seeing your car, small city..... My car did spend a few nights there when we had some fiberglass work to do on it, that's prolly when you saw it.

lol damn small world.. semms like you all do alot of work at that place.. i wish i could help..

[BUGMAN]

Okay someone help me out here. It is Friday, done with work and just passing some time. Went through and tried to translate some of the words on here from this Miata Badazz but I am having difficulties with just a few. Can someone translate these few that I am not understanding.

Thanks for helping out a senior citizen in need.

finnah fotohpot bruh moovin mite ur gurl efffff fa tommoro morinin imma
tryina offa diddnt tryna b a e COCKRYDER accusin meands shurley inslult INSNT MISSPEL yoursefl bfs drawls.

I dated a chick once but her name was Shirley instead of shurely.

Cockryder... A rental truck that comes with a d i c k ?

Imma sounds like a hot Russian chicks name?

Meands... Is that like mending something together?

Accusin... I got this one... It is about everyone on here just a cussing away with their foul mouths right?

Drawls I remember from high school when someone wasn't sharing the weed. As in: Man how many drawls you gonna take off that thing?

Mite was easy, we kill them every day during the summertime.

inslult I am thinking this means a hooker with in calls?

INSNT Sounds like some kind of NASA or Government stuff to me.

finnah This must mean the old gas stations that are still around but misspelled (FINA).?

Any additional help would be greatly appreciated.

[Doppelgänger]

^ fluckin' REPS!!!

[BTLFED]

Okay someone help me out here. It is Friday, done with work and just passing some time. Went through and tried to translate some of the words on here from this Miata Badazz but I am having difficulties with just a few. Can someone translate these few that I am not understanding.

Thanks for helping out a senior citizen in need.

finnah fotohpot bruh moovin mite ur gurl efffff fa tommoro morinin imma
tryina offa diddnt tryna b a e COCKRYDER accusin meands shurley inslult INSNT MISSPEL yoursefl bfs drawls.

I dated a chick once but her name was Shirley instead of shurely.

Cockryder... A rental truck that comes with a d i c k ?

Imma sounds like a hot Russian chicks name?

Meands... Is that like mending something together?

Accusin... I got this one... It is about everyone on here just a cussing away with their foul mouths right?

Drawls I remember from high school when someone wasn't sharing the weed. As in: Man how many drawls you gonna take off that thing?

Mite was easy, we kill them every day during the summertime.

inslult I am thinking this means a hooker with in calls?

INSNT Sounds like some kind of NASA or Government stuff to me.

finnah This must mean the old gas stations that are still around but misspelled (FINA).?

Any additional help would be greatly appreciated.

BAHAHAHAHHAHA!! Reps to you!

With as much as this guy talks about d!ck, and owns a Miata, He must be gay. I bet he lives in Midtown too. When he isn't on here, he plays his favorite video game console:

[BTLFED]

Oh, and another thing Miatab!tch, before you come at me with some wack ass retard comments:

-My Turbo CRX is faster than your gay Miata
-My Datsun 510 is more rare than your gay Miata
-My Toyota 4Runner pulls more ho's than your gay Miata

Do yourself a favor and don't even try to come at me until you get on MY level.

[Double_0_Rusty]

I don't consider Rusty a noob. Not OG, but definitely not noob. Later, QD.

Thanks QD. Btw you need to come back to another Athens meet. Next time it's indoors.

[fucksohc]

damn... the thread i had a big hand in making took off big time

oh and miata your still a fag who drives a gay ass miata... who pulls more d!ck that ass

so.... go blow your boy friend and stay off ia...

thx, ****sohc

[collins]

so let me get this straight.... this retard posted a link to this thread IN ITS OWN BRAND NEW THREAD in the whoreslounge.... and NOBODY has taken liberty to post in it yet? dayum, talk about epic fail!