i got a miata

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Okay someone help me out here. It is Friday, done with work and just passing some time. Went through and tried to translate some of the words on here from this Miata Badazz but I am having difficulties with just a few. Can someone translate these few that I am not understanding.

Thanks for helping out a senior citizen in need.

finnah fotohpot bruh moovin mite ur gurl efffff fa tommoro morinin imma
tryina offa diddnt tryna b a e COCKRYDER accusin meands shurley inslult INSNT MISSPEL yoursefl bfs drawls.

I dated a chick once but her name was Shirley instead of shurely.

Cockryder... A rental truck that comes with a d i c k ?

Imma sounds like a hot Russian chicks name?

Meands... Is that like mending something together?

Accusin... I got this one... It is about everyone on here just a cussing away with their foul mouths right?

Drawls I remember from high school when someone wasn't sharing the weed. As in: Man how many drawls you gonna take off that thing?

Mite was easy, we kill them every day during the summertime.

inslult I am thinking this means a hooker with in calls?

INSNT Sounds like some kind of NASA or Government stuff to me.

finnah This must mean the old gas stations that are still around but misspelled (FINA).?

Any additional help would be greatly appreciated.

BAHAHAHAHHAHA!! Reps to you!

With as much as this guy talks about d!ck, and owns a Miata, He must be gay. I bet he lives in Midtown too. When he isn't on here, he plays his favorite video game console: