Actually I do masturbate to internet porn but 98% of men do so no fault there. So classic with the "your mom" jokes. Unfortuantely i dont live with my mom( i misss free rent) but I assume you do. Since your profession is gettin money around da way, you obviously have no real job or even the qualifications or skills to attempt to get one. And since i dont live at home with my mom I could give a fuck less what you tell her or who she's blowing. BUt i am pretty sure its my dad since he stills lives there too.

please try again (btw turn off your caps. you hurt my e-feelings with your yelling)