Quote Originally Posted by ep9716
LOL......Why Does He Want To Be Here So Damn Bad?
Because he sucks at life and couldn't get laid in a whore house with a pocket full of money and has no friends. He wants to try and make at least some e-friends and jack off in the RLD, therefore achieving his two goals in life (using his hand as his girlfriend, of course).

I would really just prefer that he die. Slowly.