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05-08-2007, 04:46 PM
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05-08-2007, 04:49 PM
Mallory

Quote:

Originally Posted by d993s

Ok.........

"Hey slut! You're invited to come hang out with us"

There, you happy?
She's all yours (I'm not too crazy about cock-teasing virgin-sluts, unless they're under 18)

You wish. Go play with your bitch, uh.....Maniac.

To the rest of you boys:

I'm BACK!!!
05-08-2007, 04:50 PM
speedminded

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallory

I know it is coming into the summer time, but does anyone snowboard?

There's still snow at Whistler/Blackcomb, road trip? ;)
05-08-2007, 04:52 PM
Mallory

I enjoy snowboarding in Utah. They DO have the best snow! have you ever been snowballed speedminded? Would you like to be?
05-08-2007, 04:54 PM
speedminded

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallory

I enjoy snowboarding in Utah. They DO have the best snow! have you ever been snowballed speedminded? Would you like to be?

ow3d by an alter ego, great! no thanks.
05-08-2007, 04:56 PM
MulattoBoi

Haha yea she look pretty good. And I guess she snowboard. Im from PA thats all we did in the winter was snowboard. But we dont get snowballed thats gross.
05-08-2007, 04:57 PM
Clegger

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallory

I enjoy snowboarding in Utah. They DO have the best snow! have you ever been snowballed speedminded? Would you like to be?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

from Wiki

Snowballing
The erotic practice of two persons french-kissing with semen in their mouths. Also known as cumswapping.
05-08-2007, 04:58 PM
speedminded

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clegger

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

from Wiki

Snowballing
The erotic practice of two persons french-kissing with semen in their mouths. Also known as cumswapping.

Try looking it up on urban dictionary, wiki is tame...
05-08-2007, 05:03 PM
Mallory

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedminded

ow3d by an alter ego, great! no thanks.

Alter ego?
I am confused I think.
05-08-2007, 05:04 PM
Mallory

Quote:

Originally Posted by MulattoBoi

Haha yea she look pretty good. And I guess she snowboard. Im from PA thats all we did in the winter was snowboard. But we dont get snowballed thats gross.

Cum on sweety, you will love it.:camera:
05-08-2007, 05:11 PM
MulattoBoi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallory

Cum on sweety, you will love it.:camera:

Shit you must have me fucked up!
05-08-2007, 05:37 PM
quickdodge®

Quote:

Originally Posted by MulattoBoi

Shit you must have me fucked up!

You have no idea. You're gettin textually molested right now, neonboy. Later, QD.
05-08-2007, 06:30 PM
Mallory

Quote:

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

You have no idea. You're gettin textually molested right now, neonboy. Later, QD.

lol

Aw, the approval of QD. I AM LOVED!!!:lmfao:
05-08-2007, 06:32 PM
MulattoBoi

Lol im not getting molested. No man in their right mind would take a snowball.
05-08-2007, 06:35 PM
quickdodge®

Quote:

Originally Posted by MulattoBoi

No man in their right mind would take a snowball.

I'm not talking about that. Later, QD.
05-08-2007, 06:37 PM
Mallory

Quote:

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

I'm not talking about that. Later, QD.

I think QD is referring to the classic ownage that has continually gone on in these 30 something pages.
05-08-2007, 06:39 PM
Shawna

wow whore
05-08-2007, 06:45 PM
Mallory

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1. snowballed 38 up, 5 down

An exchange of semen during oral sex.

A guy ejaculates into his partner's mouth during oral sex, and then semen is passed back into the mouth of the guy who just ejaculated through kissing.

This can involve multiple partners, and the term can also be used when the guy who just came didn't know his partner was going to transfer his semen back to him.

Fred's girlfriend is giving him oral sex; she ejaculates and she gives him a big wet french kiss before she swallows. Fred's been snowballed!

tags semen exchange snowball semen sucking sex act oral
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2. snowballed 8 up, 4 down

when a woman gives dome to a man than procede to either.

A) kiss him
B) kiss another man in the near future without his knowledge.

damn that slut gave kale dome then made out with dodge?

that bitch ngot snowballed!

tags cum guzzler jizz junky cum swap snowball pwn3d
by poon tizzle1 ARMYNAVY Oct 12, 2006 email it
3. snowballed 13 up, 16 down

To throw a snowball at someone.

"omg someone snowballed my nutz"

tags snow ball ed snowball ballsnow
by Brady010101011 a pit May 11, 2006 email it

Used in a "Mallory Sentence":
Mulattoboi enjoys being snowballed.
05-08-2007, 06:48 PM
Ed

llmao!!
ATM him!
05-08-2007, 06:49 PM
Mallory

Quote:

Originally Posted by urbandictionary

1. Owned 1319 up, 294 down

v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.

I owned you for 33 pages.

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omg wtf
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2. owned 819 up, 306 down

Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch.

Ha! I own you, IA bitchs!

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3. Owned 426 up, 282 down

To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.

Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00!!!!11!!11

Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.

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05-08-2007, 06:55 PM
Shawna

wtf is going on in here damnit
05-08-2007, 06:58 PM
Ed

you have no boobs.

pretty much it.
05-08-2007, 06:58 PM
Clegger

mallory wants to snowball. Ill provide the snow you provide another chick
05-08-2007, 07:00 PM
Mallory

I only snowball the guys that cum in my mouth. Unless PhantomSol is down, that is.
05-08-2007, 07:01 PM
Clegger

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallory

I only snowball the guys that cum in my mouth. Unless PhantomSol is down, that is.

i know... exactly... but to make it a true snowball you take the cum and swap it with another girl
05-08-2007, 07:03 PM
Mallory

Not according to my urban dictionary.
05-08-2007, 07:05 PM
Shawna

Quote:

Originally Posted by YSLBTT

you have no boobs.

pretty much it.

how would u know huh?????
05-08-2007, 07:06 PM
Clegger

trust me.... go to

youporn.com
xtube.com
yuvutu.com
pornotube.com

type in snowball and see what ensues

p.s. reps for all of those good porn sites streaming porn FTW
05-08-2007, 07:43 PM
BTLFED

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallory

I only snowball the guys that cum in my mouth. Unless PhantomSol is down, that is.

You call that toned down honey?! WTF!
05-08-2007, 07:56 PM
KevinT707

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTLFED

You call that toned down honey?! WTF!

Snow Bunnies are naughty .. tsk tsk*
05-08-2007, 08:06 PM
Ed

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackSiChic

how would u know huh?????

kaine said so
05-08-2007, 08:07 PM
Shawna

bisch please
05-08-2007, 08:21 PM
BTLFED

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevinT707

Snow Bunnies are naughty .. tsk tsk*

You couldn't handle her anyway even though she is a virgin.
05-08-2007, 08:28 PM
cactusEG

damn i think this is the longest IA thread i've seen..
05-08-2007, 08:34 PM
Shawna

my new member thread weas actually the longest Brett archived it at one point
05-08-2007, 08:36 PM
quickdodge®

Been many more longer than yours. Later, QD.
05-08-2007, 09:24 PM
Wurm

Post nudes or get the fuck off the god damn forum
05-08-2007, 10:21 PM
Nismo

Word
05-08-2007, 10:51 PM
speedminded

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallory

Alter ego?
I am confused I think.

Got a myspace or anything? Anyone can make up a user name, post a couple pics, and screw with people for 34 pages ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallory

I think QD is referring to the classic ownage that has continually gone on in these 30 something pages.
05-09-2007, 04:52 AM
d993s

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedminded

Got a myspace or anything? Anyone can make up a user name, post a couple pics, and screw with people for 34 pages ;)

Dude, you just ruined 34 pages of QD's exceptional talent which he has worked so hard to perfect during the thousands of hours he's spent on IA.

That's not nice. It's rude.

At least act like you're not sure.

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