you sir have suffered the ill effects of straightness, its like the e hiv for your queerity. don't be afraid embrace the straight....actually no. please don't we don't want you as a straight friend keep your e hiv to yourself :sprays the air with lysol: runs away before kramer realizes that he truly has the e hiv of the mouth also. (psst you have bad breath too :lays down a tic tac and runs: )

(jm using yousefs name, because i was too lazy to sign in under my own name)