This is messed up

[preferredduck]

ok so the in the early morning hours of my birthday i was driving and there was a damn beaver in the road. i couldn't swerve in time and it popped my lower control arm and i have a squek when i hit a bump now. my back tire hit the damn beaver and it wont hold air for more than 10 mins. HOW IN THE HELL CAN A DAMN BEAVER FLATTEN A TIRE? also i wonder if it is patchable from the inside. this was a pretty damn big beaver, no joke. anyone knoe of anybody have this happen to them. i will post a pic of the culprit. the cop laughed so hard he cried because i kept making damn beaver jokes and wanted to shoot it. damn beavers, next time i see a beaver damn im gonna blow it up and get revenge!!! lol




This is the fate of the beaver. We found a hole in the tire, no nail, nothing and it bent my rim!!!! Beavers suck unless they are pink.

[98blackcivic]

u never mentioned what happened to the beaver?

[preferredduck]

u never mentioned what happened to the beaver?

you now have your picture, and it's not an x rated picture either. sorry to devastate you.

[AnthonyF]

Maybe you clipped it's mouth with your rear tire. If they can chew through trees, I'm sure their teeth can go right through your tire.

-Ant.

[David88vert]

When we told you to hit the beaver hard, we didn't mean with your car......

[preferredduck]

When we told you to hit the beaver hard, we didn't mean with your car......

i only hit the pink one's hard!!! lmfao!!! This was a funny story so i figured i would post it and since i just had it looked at i figured opinions would be good. that sucker somehow put a hole slap through the tire so if you see one on the road and can't avoid it pray, or get your gun out and spray!!!.

[Theycall_Metue]

Hell ya almost took one out one time. Most scary was a big as mufker turtle and I was 110% it wouldn't fit under my car

[Cynical 1]

i like to take beavers out with my turtle, too...

[RBS]

lol