and with but one flick of his rapier lord quickdodge did bring malice to his knees, disarmed and bleeding from the multitude of cuts and holes inflicted by the lord's careful aim... lord quickdodge was a skilled duelist, he saught to extend his prey's pain by torturing it with small nicks, cuts, and punctures. any single one of these wounds was not enough to kill, but together 'twas agony unimaginable. finally, malice had been defeated, and the rape of quickdodge's mother was avenged.

haha, ok qd its been "fun" but trying to explain anything to you is like trying to explain to the entire world that the sky is green. you may believe it, but people like myself can't. keep doing what you're doing, hopefully you never run into a street ricer with bad brakes cause he might not react as quickly as you wished he would've.