It seems that there is a little tension between some of our goons. This is a club about friends and enjoying each other's company no matter their views on cars, beer, or logos. My friends, I have a dream......

I have a dream, where fat white boys and skinny white boys will be able to join hands as brothers.

I have a dream that my goons will one day live in a crew where they will not be judged by the design of their logo but by the content of their drank.

And when this happens, when we allow friendship to prevail, when we let it ring from every Quiktrip and every Wild Wings, from every city and every town, we will be able to speed up that day when all of the goons' children, fat men and skinny men, Jews and Gentiles, Honda owners and Hyundai owners, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Goon spiritual, "Crew at last! crew at last! thank God Almighty, we are a crew at last!"