Quote Originally Posted by 1439/2000
No I was demoted to bathroom duty, the manager caught me fisting your autistic sister in the freezer.

You still didnt read what you wrote. It made no sense.
I have two brothers, no sisters, so I hope you washed up afterwards. And since Im on a philosophy binge lately:

Statement:
One time last year I saw a DSM without a blown headgasket or crankwalk, you should start saving up.

Implication:

Premise 1 - Last year I saw a DSM that was running fine
Premise 2 - The average person sees hundreds of DSMs a year
Inference 1 - I have seen hundreds of other DSMs in the past year
Inference 2 - The one I saw that was running was noteworthy
Inference 3 - When a DSM breaks, it is expensive to fix
Conclusion - The vast majority of DSMs do not run, and their owners are broke

Final Conclusion:

You like little boys.