amusing, if not a little bit entertaining. Even though I have a feeling this is a joke i'll post anyways...say you drill a bunch of holes then what do have? unless you plan on using a sheet metal screw or drywall anchor you'll need to get a nut on the bottom...is the interior panel off the hatch/trunk? If not, then that will have to be removed so you can get to the bottom of the screws. For best results you'll need an aluminum plate fabricated or large washers underneath to keep the downforce of the wing from pulling the screws up.