LOL @ you people for taking this thread seriously - get a life.

Gregg - we've talked about your problem before and you know what you need to do.

From our previous discussion:

Start Fapping into an empty .5 gallon milk jug. Never empty it. After a couple loads it should discust you to look at it. At that point drink a tall glass of milk, hop on your left foot to your bathroom and spin around anti-clock-wise thricely. Stare into the mirror and make two funny faces. Fart. Then take a nap.

After that you should be cured of road rage.