Get a book from the DDS, study the hell out of it, take the test, you get your permit, you wait a year, take riding test, you get your license.

get something comfortable for your first bike. just to learn. it doesnt have to be kickass and pretty or fast. Just something to get used to being on 2 wheels.

i'd say a 70's model honda CB bike would be great for a beginner.. they're very easy to sell also.