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That sucks. But, you gotta do what you gotta do. You always crack me up. It is funny though. You know these kids are picturing you to be some small, goofy ass white kid (sorta like me), but oh well. Maybe some shit will be slung our way, then we can FUCK someone up for real. You got dibs on their shoes, I got the wallets!!!!! heheheheheheQuote:
Originally Posted by Nyteryder
I've seen the nyteryder guy before, I know he isn't a small goofy ass white kid. I also know wayyy better than to talk shit to him.
But anyways back to you Chris.
I'm just gonna throw this out there.
A) You can come to Barrett and fight me.
B) We can both just drop this and try to be mature and I won't reply to any of your shit on here and you won't reply to mine.
The choice is yours.
hehehe, I like this kid. He is pretty smart. Well, I don't know. He is sticking up for Jay a lot here... jk lol. BTW, if Chris chooses number A, I wanna be there to watch, cool? And yes, I said "number" A just to get a couple laughs, so I don't wanna hear any douchebags calling me a dumbass.Quote:
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
now is the perfect time for Jay to chime in with a smart ass comment and me laugh my ass off. I am bored and need a little humor to go to sleep on.
-Brandon (never owned a purple 240 BTW, hehehe. that WOULD be gay!)
Jay isn't home yet. I would choose A
Well your name is Chris. But you aren't who I'm referring too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Importdreamer56
But nice to know you'd wanna fight me you bastard.
He'd body slam you, and then do some sort of hulk hogan move on you....
and then throw up after it.
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Originally Posted by auxiliary
Not to mention kick me in the chest while I'm drunk and not expecting it...
I wish I as high right now. You don't even know how fucking funny this shit would have been if I read it all stoned as fuck! hehehe, I can only imagine.........
Chris's rx7 is going to be sick. Lets finish the clutch tomorrow so I can dreeeeft it at Turner field like fucking Otis Nixon did at atlanta-fulton back in 91 bitches. Old School.
Mother fucking Greg Olson!
Otis Nixon kicking the shit out of somebody:
http://www.progressiveboink.com/jon/...oppsbig/28.JPG
Otis Nixon in jail:
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/47/61/image_361477.jpg
You know when you saw my Greg Olson, Leo Mazoni, and John Smoltz signed baseball today you got a bit wet.
BTW, I am willing to pay top dollar for an Autographed Poster of the 91 braves roster.
Oh hell yeah. 91 braves were the shit. Sid Bream.
God Damn! Thank you Jay! that is all that I needed to ensure a good night's rest. And you drifting? Even more laughs!! Just kidding, take it easy. God damn it. I need some weed! Looks like I am going over to a friend's house as soon as I wake up in the afternoon to steal a couple bowls!!!! hehee
1991 Atlanta Braves
Complete Roster
# Pitchers Height Weight Throws Bats Date Of Birth
33 Steve Avery 6-04 190 Left Left 04-14-1970
48 Juan Berenguer 5-11 215 Right Right 11-30-1954
36 Mike Bielecki 6-03 195 Right Right 07-31-1959
36 Tony Castillo 5-10 188 Left Left 03-01-1963
18 Jim Clancy 6-04 220 Right Right 12-18-1955
40 Marvin Freeman 6-07 222 Right Right 04-10-1963
47 Tom Glavine 6-01 190 Left Left 03-25-1966
32 Charlie Leibrandt 6-03 200 Left Right 10-04-1956
42 Rick Mahler 6-01 202 Right Right 08-05-1953
50 Kent Mercker 6-02 195 Left Left 02-01-1968
49 Jeff Parrett 6-03 193 Right Right 08-26-1961
26 Alejandro Pena 6-01 205 Right Right 06-25-1959
46 Dan Petry 6-04 200 Right Right 11-13-1958
42 Armando Reynoso 6-00 196 Right Right 05-01-1966
43 Doug Sisk 6-02 210 Right Right 09-26-1957
25 Pete Smith 6-02 200 Right Right 02-27-1966
29 John Smoltz 6-03 210 Right Right 05-15-1967
46 Randy St. Claire 6-02 190 Right Right 08-23-1960
30 Mike Stanton 6-01 190 Left Left 06-02-1967
43 Mark Wohlers 6-04 207 Right Right 01-23-1970
# Catchers Height Weight Throws Bats Date Of Birth
49 Damon Berryhill 6-00 205 Right Both 12-03-1963
19 Francisco Cabrera 6-04 193 Right Right 10-10-1966
8 Mike Heath 5-11 190 Right Right 02-05-1955
10 Greg Olson 6-00 200 Right Right 09-06-1960
31 Jerry Willard 6-02 195 Right Left 03-14-1960
# Infielders Height Weight Throws Bats Date Of Birth
11 Mike Bell 6-01 175 Left Left 04-22-1968
2 Rafael Belliard 5-06 150 Right Right 10-24-1961
4 Jeff Blauser 6-00 170 Right Right 11-08-1965
12 Sid Bream 6-04 220 Left Left 08-03-1960
45 Vinny Castilla 6-01 185 Right Right 07-04-1967
17 Danny Heep 5-11 185 Left Left 07-03-1957
14 Brian Hunter 6-00 195 Left Right 03-04-1968
20 Mark Lemke 5-09 167 Right Both 08-13-1965
9 Terry Pendleton 5-09 180 Right Both 07-16-1960
34 Rico Rossy 5-10 175 Right Right 02-16-1964
15 Jeff Treadway 5-11 170 Right Left 01-22-1963
# Outfielders Height Weight Throws Bats Date Of Birth
5 Ron Gant 6-00 192 Right Right 03-02-1965
16 Tommy Gregg 6-01 190 Left Left 07-29-1963
23 David Justice 6-03 200 Left Left 04-14-1966
17 Keith Mitchell 5-10 180 Right Right 08-06-1969
1 Otis Nixon 6-02 180 Right Both 01-09-1959
24 Deion Sanders 6-01 195 Left Left 08-09-1967
27 Lonnie Smith 5-09 170 Right Right 12-22-1955
Jeff Treadway. Damn. I think EVERYBODY forgot about his ass.
I forgot about Lonnie Smith and Mike Bielecki. I think he had like 1 arm.
Sid Bream looked like a damn chicken when he ran!!! Come on, you guys know I am fucking right about this one!!!
He also was out by like 10 feet in the 91 playoff game.Quote:
Originally Posted by s14slider
No really he did. He was tall as shit and had a stache and mullet.
Who was the pitcher with one arm for the Phillies a while back?
http://www.meganandjack.com/mt/archives/Bentz.jpg
http://www.flintjournal.com/125/past.../lr/ABBOTT.jpg
There are 2.
Jim Abbott was the famous one tho. He was good too.
yeah jim abbott. that 1 armed sob.
Jim Abbott was a god among men!
Although this guy ruined the 91 season for the braves...
http://images.art.com/images/product...0/10105979.jpg
Jack MotherFucking Morris.
Maybe his most memorable game was Game 7 of the 1991 World Series, in which he gave a marathon 10-inning shutout performance against the Atlanta Braves. The Minnesota Twins scored the game's only run in the bottom of the 10th to win the Series, with Morris being named as the Most Valuable Player.
Way to go off topic....come over to my house now, my garage is lonely
this shit is funny as hell. So where did Jim Abbott where his glove? Did he swing with one arm as well? I remember a one-armed mother fucker, but damn, that was YEARS ago.
Jim Abbott would put his glove on his knub but after he pitched he'd quickly put it on the same hand he pitched with.
And I don't know how he batted. But I'm pretty sure it was impressive to see.
He balanced his glove on his nub, threw, and then switched it really fast to field.
Jim Abbott= One insanely talented Handicapped Major Leaguer
Otis Nixon=Meth Addict
And why is he kicking this shit out of somebody in that pic I posted. I thought they collided or something but the more I look at it, it just looks like a mule kick to the stomach.
jinx
We both said nub.
Yeah thats kinda weird. Nub is not a common word to just land on.
hehehehe, funny, funny shit here. Fuck a nub, that's a STUB!!! I don't know wtf I am talking about, so please don't ask.
baseball is gay, and so is dirtysouthdrifter
You're gay.
Because you hate baseball.
Well Jim Abbott is gonna come and beat you with his nub.
nub, stub, stub, nub, oh god damn. What the fuck is the difference really? Either way he is a one-armed son a bitch! (This post was directed towards nobody, I just had to post it up cuz I, personally, think it was funny. So screw you assholes! I'm going home.....wait a minute...... I am home.) FUCK!!!
you seen the guy from teh ying yang twins, D Roc, he has the same problem
dats my boy AznTraitor....i support ya all da way
11 pages for this bs? seriously ladies.