SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!

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AHHHHHHH! CAPS LOCK OWNS YOUUUUUUUUU

IT MIGHT HAVE MISFIRED AND YOU MIGHT HAVE BLOWN UP A SPARK PLUUUUUUUUUUUG> YOU SHOULD CHECK THEM OUUUUUUUUT TO MAKE SUUUUUURE THEY ARE OK> DOES YOUR ENGINE MAKE A CLUUUUUUUNKING NOISE? IF SO YOU MIGHT HAVE THROWN A ROD> YOU SHOULD ALSO CHECK YOUR HEADGAAAAAAAAASKET AND MAKE SURE IT'S NOT LEAKIIIIIIING. HAVE YOU DONE A COMPRESSION TEST? WHAT COULD IT BEEEEEEEEE? IF YOU"RE NOT GETTING ANY SPARK TO THE PLUGS, THEN IT MIGHT BE YOUR COIIIIIL NOT WORRKING RIIIIIGHT. HAVE YOU EVEN WORKED ON IT AT ALL OTHER THAN TURNING THE KEY WONDERING WHY THE MAGIC HONDA FAIRY DOESN'T FIX YOUR CARRRRRRRRRR?

And then, next time don't drive your automatic like it's a race car.