Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
Of course you're clean!

LOOK AT YOU, NO ONE WOULD WANT TO FUCK YOUR NASTY ASS. AND IF SOMEONE WOULD FUCK YOU THERE DICK WOULD FALL OFF SO FAST THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CATCHING OR GIVING YOU SOMETHING.

SERIOUSLY I HOPE ONE DAY WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING OR JOGGING YOUR FAT THIGHS RUB TOGETHER SO FAST THAT THE GREASE THAT YOU SWEAT OUT CATCHES FIRE AND IGNITES YOUR BODY INTO A BURNING MESS OF FAT.
oh my heavens!