Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
OFFICIAL TRANSLATION:

hi i am an undercover police officer attempting to crack down on illegal street racing and loitering in public parking lots, please let me know where you will be so i can bring out the boys and haul you and your dumbass racer friends off in a paddy wagon, because that will be fun for me


i was waitin for someone to catch on..... +1 for the smart kid