oh dear god i hope you're not talking to me.......i kinda got used to your toothbrush next to mine. lolololololOriginally Posted by BABY J
oh dear god i hope you're not talking to me.......i kinda got used to your toothbrush next to mine. lololololol
hmmm i have 2, and then another 2, but i'm kinda afraid to put them together
Yeah I was used to yours too... one day I had an itch I couldn't get to and it was the closest thing... hope u didn't mine. LMAO!!!
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
ROFL!...did you wiggle the power switch to make it spin faster?
Aww... boys. Y'all don't break up over such petty things.
2005 Mazdaspeed MX-5 -1.8L Turbo
Did you tell'm about dinner too? And i didn't have to pay for it!
That was really tasty actually. I had leftovers for lunch yesterday. Yum!Did you tell'm about dinner too? And i didn't have to pay for it!
2005 Mazdaspeed MX-5 -1.8L Turbo
Fine then. You can pick JASON (SPEED) or J'SON (BABYJ). We will give 30 seconds.
**insert theme from Jeopardy**
Doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooooo...
Doo doo doo doo DO. Do do do do do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooooo...
DO. Do do do do. Do. Do. Bang bong.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
jesus i just hope y'all can keep ur hands off each other during lunch
and jenn, i'm putting u on the list, if u don't show we'll have to come drag u out of ur office
screw the jason's, pick me!! (i don't know for what, just thought i'd give an option C
That's what usually happensIsn't that right jason? It's a rough world and us Jason's just have to deal with the abuse we get from all the women.
Yeah we DO get molested quite a bit by the local female populace. I have learned to accept this phenomenon and embrace it.That's what usually happens
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
yeah, they like the embracing...it always gets you more molesting.
**taps finger on desk**
Jenn, think about what we do when we do what we do... think about that feeling. Do NOT let me down baby... and ignore Johnny Tran (ABSOLUDELY).
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
dude i'm not vietnamese, nor am i crazy-eyed like johnny, so get your shit straight kunta kinte
Stop takking Jackie Chan. LOL> (no1 get offended, he's a kool kat...dude i'm not vietnamese, nor am i crazy-eyed like johnny, so get your shit straight kunta kinte
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Just kidding).
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
i will straight kung fu yo ass DH
Troo troo.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
I'm afraid to know what we'll be like in a restaurant at the same time...bets on who can pull the most while we're there?
OMG you two better not be pickin up hoes while I try to eat lunch. I will so bust both of y'alls game and laugh.
2005 Mazdaspeed MX-5 -1.8L Turbo
I think to keep it fair, I will pick which chicks you can't pull. And you pick which ones I can't. Or maybe we can case the joint and have zones, 1/2 yours and 1/2 mine. LOL. It's all in fun though, b/c of course Jenn = my baby.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
~looks around~ Unscrews valve stems from Mini ~runs off~
lol, zoning, ah yes...sign of true experience.
that's right, y'all 2 work the restaurant, i'll be in the corner w/the cool ass mini chick
btw, i've been to this place before, and all i gotta say is, hope y'all like mexican day laborers
Yes we love them... they are an essential part of a unbalanced breakfast...errrr, economy. They are the OFFICIAL Day Laborers of the ATL Downtown Council.btw, i've been to this place before, and all i gotta say is, hope y'all like mexican day laborers
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Don't make me put the runflats back on.
Dammit.. now I really want some chinese food!!!
grrrrr
2005 Mazdaspeed MX-5 -1.8L Turbo
I would say we could hit up the chinese place downtown but someone's cookin' me dinner tonight
u hire urself an iron chef or somethingI would say we could hit up the chinese place downtown but someone's cookin' me dinner tonight
And you know this... man!!! When you have multiple Femaleoticalistic Superpowers sharing the same dining experience, both possessing an uncanny ability to detect and conquer skanks (**AHEM** I mean uhhh, classy young ladies) who know what they want in a 1 night stand, you have to "zone" to ensure that these powers do not butt heads and do not cross into the "zone" or "turf" of the other powers.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Exactly! breaching of an opponents zone is strictly forbidden, EXCEPT for the rare occurance of joining the Femaleoticalistic Superpowers when there is only one worthy of choosing and neither has a coin to flip. Paper, Rock, Scissors is sometimes considered an option but for example you're in a grocery store and she might not be comfortable with only 1 person inviting her to a cookout...pairing up is a must and 99.99% of the time successful
CORRECT!!! Almost verbatim as stated in theExactly! breaching of an opponents zone is strictly forbidden, EXCEPT for the rare occurance of joining the Femaleoticalistic Superpowers when there is only one worthy of choosing and neither has a coin to flip. Paper, Rock, Scissors is sometimes considered and option but for example you're in a grocery store and she might not be comfortable with only 1 person inviting her to a cookout...pairing up is a must and 99.99% of the time successful
Official Femaleloticology Pamphlet, Vol I Chapter II Paragraph 2.69
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
You won't believe this, I wrote that chapter for a dissertation back in grade school!
oh myu two are a special pair indeed......so when's the wedding date, and it'll be massachusetts right?
Do not confuse 2 gentleman who partnered, pioneered and to this date are the sole source for the development of Fucking-chicks-a-lotis (which resulted in lil punks like u when your dad ordered our 1st series and used those techniques on your otherwise UNINTERESTED mom.) as being queer or dabbing in the homosexual orientation. That would be VERY far from the truth yung grasshoppa. Just be glad that we put the time in and made these techniques available to people like you.oh my
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"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
^^^luaghign.......toooo.......hadr.........tooo... ......tpye........corrrreclty
I got my Chinese food for dinner.. it was fabulously yummy.
And I am not a fan of the day laborers... the ones working construction up the street from my office always stare at me. I'm talller than all of them though. I win.
2005 Mazdaspeed MX-5 -1.8L Turbo
^^^oh really now, i thought u were cookin for jason
I'm a maybe. Depends on how busy we are.
I got mall chinese... it was strangely good. I'm not cookin a damn thing for anyone!
There was one in Wendy's giving me the look over today and I gave him me "WHAT BITCH" look... I'm 6 inches taller than you muffugger... I will knock you down.
You should get your woman a sword. When all else fails... cutlery.
2005 Mazdaspeed MX-5 -1.8L Turbo
mall chinese can indeed be good...i'm personally a big fan of mall japanese/teriyaki (the one up in discover mills has THE best, hands down, that i've driven all the way up there for
lol, i would've liked to have seen that, maybe u can show us the eat shit and die on thursday, i'm sure u'll be gawked at plenty in that place
and yeah about my woman, i don't think i'd trust her with a sharp object....let's just say she's a pacifist
I tried to get the teriyaki but that place didn't take cards... I was cash-less as usual.
Get her a stun baton then! I tried to buy one for my mom since she's over 50 and goes out walking a lot. She thought I was nuts. Bascially a 750K watt cattle prod that can be easily carried. ZAP!
I know.. I know... I'm quite the peacful person but I just really like weapons.
2005 Mazdaspeed MX-5 -1.8L Turbo
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