Athens Area Sonic Meet 3/3/08!!!!!

[coolcat]

The Tears Game
Written and ruled by coolcat the badass

Morgan white, the ex girlfriend of Simon Tibbett, will be attending this meeting, tonight.

The game is simple; to make her cry. But it is not as simple as that.
Combo points are available, see below for how to get bonus points.

1. 10 points for anyone that makes her cry
2. +5 points if she crys for more than 20 seconds
3. +20 points if she crys for more than 40 seconds
4. +15 if she runs away crying (goes to hide etc.)
5. +5 if you make her cry without laughing
6. +15 if you make her cry while dying laughing
7. -5 if you inflict physical pain to make her cry (punching, kicking etc.)
8. +20 if you pretend to be nice, then curveball and be incredibly mean
9. +50 if you wear clothing saying something about Morgan and or Kyle
10. +60 if she tries to fight you
11. +25 if you can get others to LAUGH while she CRYS. (hilariously mean)

REMEMBER!! Kyle is the name of her current "boyfriend".
Good vocab words to use may include, but are not limited to, whore, slut, bitch, cunt, titgurgler, sack of shit, etc.

Winner will be proclaimed badass of the century by me (coolcat) although if in the case of me being the winner, a 2nd place badass will also be given out. Sorry Simon, you are disqualified from being winner as you may have the most emotional impact. (Unfair advantage, sorry).

GOOD LUCK GUYS! And remember - FUCK THE INNOCENT. ANYBODY THAT IS NICE WILL BE DECLARED A PUSSY FOREVER.

EDIT: No telling Morgan about the Tears Game.

disclaimer: anything you do or say to Morgan is at your consent only. Coolcat does not take responsibility for your actions/words. The rules may be changed without warning.