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  • Chuck gives a death blow, round house kick, to Jet li's head

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  • Jet li rips out chucks heart and feeds it to him

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  • they end in a draw (to evenly matched)

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  • neither jackie chan appears and kicks both of their asses

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  • other: explain

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Thread: Chuck Norris vs. Jet Li

  1. 06-12-2006, 09:00 AM #1
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    Default Chuck Norris vs. Jet Li

    fight to the death... who will win?
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  2. 06-12-2006, 09:09 AM #2
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    Lee with wiip his aSSSSS!
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    I'm gonna have to go with Jet Li
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    jet li hands down
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    if you must ask then you obviously don't know
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    Chuck Norris will win. /thread (seriously)
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    id have to go with mr. norris
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    ^^ You are a smart man. Jet Li, while amazing, is a noob in comparison. He is fast, but has no power. Jet Li has to go through a LOT of lesser known people before he even attempts a brawl w/ Chuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    ^^ You are a smart man. Jet Li, while amazing, is a noob in comparison. He is fast, but has no power. Jet Li has to go through a LOT of lesser known people before he even attempts a brawl w/ Chuck.
    hell no chuck 1) is old and was champ here in the states back in the late 60s and early 70's... 2) Li on the other hand was like 5x champ... he'll pull a fucking scorpion on chuck and rip is head off

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    hell no chuck 1) is old and was champ here in the states back in the late 60s and early 70's... 2) Li on the other hand was like 5x champ... he'll pull a fucking scorpion on chuck and rip is head off

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    In the beginning of the battle, Jet Li would take the quick initiative and roundhouse combo Chuck Norris. Unable to retaliate fast enough, Chuck would continue to get pummeled by Jet Li for the majority of the battle. Struggling to get a hit in against the super-fast Asian, Chuck would make the biggest impact when he slammed a Boxflex Total Gym As Seen On TV across Jet Li's head. With both combatants tired and weary, Jackie Chan would take advantage of the situation and proceed to decimate them both.
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    ^^ And then they would drink beer.
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    Agreed.
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    Chuck Norris! no contest

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    Jet Li can't fight w/o wires. +Chuck has been kickin' azn ass since the 70's! and you can't beat experience.
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    ^^^u've obviously forgotten about bruce lee kicking chuck's ass in one of his earlier movies
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    Chuck would beat Jet's ass at first, then proceed to kill his master and insult his girl. After the death of his master, Jet discovers a new style of martial arts and trains hard then proceeds to whoop Chuck's unlucky ass.

    Jackie Chan would make both of them laugh uncontrollably with his funny accent, then proceed to down a bottle of vodka and kick both of their asses using drunken first of fury.
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    Quote Originally Posted by absoludely
    ^^^u've obviously forgotten about bruce lee kicking chuck's ass in one of his earlier movies
    I thought they never showed their fight?
    I think you're thinking of that bearded pu$$y in Enter The Dragon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yudalicious
    Chuck would beat Jet's ass at first, then proceed to kill his master and insult his girl. After the death of his master, Jet discovers a new style of martial arts and trains hard then proceeds to whoop Chuck's unlucky ass.

    Jackie Chan would make both of them laugh uncontrollably with his funny accent, then proceed to down a bottle of vodka and kick both of their asses using drunken first of fury.
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    chuck is a fuckin texas ranger and the eyes of the ranger are always on you, chuck would own jet li and his boy tribett would be there to have his back
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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    I thought they never showed their fight?
    I think you're thinking of that bearded pu$$y in Enter The Dragon.
    you are obviously a noob

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    jet hands down. He knows pa kwa, ying ji or how ever you spell it. ying is a deadly internal attack. Its will make you bleed from the insides. and pa kwa, is the circle stance of tai chi. Jet been training his he was a little boy and won numerous events. But I do want to see a fight with jet versus jacky

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    i chose other bc im the baddest mutherfucker to ever breathe the air on the earth. ill choke chuck til he shits himself and slap jet li so hard he need a full set of dentures. when im done ill look around just incase soumbody else needed a sample bc i give asswhooping for free nah mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    i chose other bc im the baddest mutherfucker to ever breathe the air on the earth. ill choke chuck til he shits himself and slap jet li so hard he need a full set of dentures. when im done ill look around just incase soumbody else needed a sample bc i give asswhooping for free nah mean.
    and then u wake up lol jk.. good story though
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    Quote Originally Posted by xXnimbusXx
    jet hands down. He knows pa kwa, ying ji or how ever you spell it. ying is a deadly internal attack. Its will make you bleed from the insides. and pa kwa, is the circle stance of tai chi. Jet been training his he was a little boy and won numerous events. But I do want to see a fight with jet versus jacky
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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    Jet Li can't fight w/o wires. +Chuck has been kickin' azn ass since the 70's! and you can't beat experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by absoludely
    you are obviously a noob

    http://www.fightingmaster.com/master...elee/chuck.htm
    that was a coreographed(sp) fight in a "movie" directed by Bruce Lee. wadda ya expect?

    besides Matt Hughes would kick both their asses.
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    ^^^u got any better references? not to mention u wouldn't have even known lee directed that had i not posted up the link for u
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    Tell ya what. I am a mod on www.fightauthority.com. Raise this question on the forums THERE and see who they say wins. I will give you a hint... I am NOT wrong!!! LOL
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    bah all opinions. we will never know till they fight which will not likely to happen. but il go with li cuz he has more exp in martials arts.
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    BWA BWA WBA HA HA. Yes there are all opinions, but an opinion by people who KNOW the subject matter inside and out hold more weight than some1 who is not as versed. To each his own though.
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    baby j...what's your name on Fightauthority? I'm on there too lol


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    didnt you guys see jet li beat up that wrestler in the movie


    jk... but it just depends..only one way to find out... call chuck norris and have him fight with jet li like in the movie fearless
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    dude jet li yo...he was a real shaolin and study the art of wooshoo his whole life..he is a kung fu master..chuck on the other hand should just stick with texas ranger..hehehe...lol...bitches..:jerkit:
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    it all depends..jet li is new school martial arts as chuck (when younger) old school martial arts...jet li has speed advantage and he does have power...chuck on the other hand has power n good reflexes...
    in the end i say jet li tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by vtec_hawj
    dude jet li yo...he was a real shaolin and study the art of wooshoo his whole life..he is a kung fu master..chuck on the other hand should just stick with texas ranger..hehehe...lol...bitches..:jerkit:

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    ^^ 6 WORDS: YOU ARE ABOSU FUKIN LUTELY RIGHT!!
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    ^^^what's your name on FA?^^^

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