got some friends of mine from another colony to help me out with the first part. If you extend the tops and bottoms of all of the white bars down/up it makes a nice barcode, when scanned it (or compare it to a coupel of the major bar code styles, which was specificly code39) comes out with a telephone number, call the number and an answering machine picks up *Ding ding ding* "Reset Reality message 512.. message box full blah blah blah", Reset Reality was the actual answer.