Nomad! vs. QD

[Nomad!]

BATTLE CRY!
Sorry, but I had to start the thread off

[Nomad!]

I spray my spittle & Q-Dizzle turns to cripple
He shatters cause he’s brittle & I hang him like a participle
Too complex? Let me dumb it down a little
In this contest, I’m Moet and you’re Ripple
Plain & simple, I’m Stridex and you’re a pimple
My brain storms, your mind produces a drizzle
Drown in my wake & wash up dead on a beach
In defeat, YOUR spirit is one your friends will seek
With each line, your future’s lookin’ more bleak
You beating me is like you racing in the streets
Not gonna happen, no matter how much you’re braggin’
Christmas is the one & only time you’re good at (w)rappin’
Wearin’ ass-less chaps and a pro at booty clappin’
No shock to hear your rectum has a gerbil trapped in
I flip the script when I shoot from the hip
You’re at your boyfriend’s crib butt naked cookin’ grits
With bright red lipstick smeared across your lips
You look like a used up whore on Vegas strip
Hit the corner bitch, and turn tricks for some votes
The only props that you get is for the cocks that you smoke
Quick to talk it, slow to walk it, even quicker to choke
I slowed my flow for you, but still you missed the boat
If someone bet on you...by now...they’d be broke
In the words of the 13th letter......“I Ain’t No Joke!”

[Apache]

OK!!!!!

The War has begun..............

[quickdodge®]

I'm droppin bombs on you as if you was Nagasaki
Come on, cuz why you thought you was gonna jack me?
If you wanted my title all you had to do was ask me
I won't give it up, I'll be a bitch as if my name was Scrappy(IA member)
I got my fan base, you got no one to stalk you
You're just an attention whore, your name should be Fawk_U
You can call my crew Queen, cuz We Will, We Will ROCK YOU
Your name should be Terrell, cuz like Philly we'll drop you
When I come to your town, I won't fail to stop through
And give you some lessons on things you should not do
You tryed to run but I reeled you back with my lyrical wench
I can be evil so you can just call me The Grinch
But I stole more than Christmas I took your whole atmosphere
I shoulda known better cuz soon I started actin queer
So I know I'm not you, I'm me foe sheezy
The big bad-ass mutha fuccin Q-Deezy
I collect sucka MC's as if they was base ball cards
Even without a pencil I can erase ya'lls bars
My gift is deadly, you can call it antifreeze
You couldn't receive this gift if you said Santa please
On this scene you tryed to bust in mane
Where's my comp, bring back Justin Sane
Why you bout to cry, homes, I wasn't tryin to be a meanie
You seem all bottled up as if you were a genie
So now before you go why don't eat a large dick
Then I'll ban you from this battle like you were PunkR6

Later, QD.

[JustinSane110™]

Awww shit!! It's on bitches, lol.

Nice first rounds.

[MachNU]

WOW that was a good battle, id ditn think Nomad would do that good, but QD still shut him down!

[quickdodge®]

Yea, nomad came a little more correct than I thought, too. Good job. Later, QD.

[bigfred706]

good azz battle Round 2????????????

[thinkfast®]

oh sNap!!

[Nomad!]

Cool! This is as tight as I hoped it would be. Nice round. I'll be right back...

[LS2ner]

Hurry up homey i wanna see this..

[The Golden Child]

still waiting ..

[quickdodge®]

Me too. Later, QD.

[Nomad!]

My bad. Got caught up in some "stuff" last night

[Nomad!]

Back again, like a Rerun, so now what's happenin'
Rapid fire lyrics like a new is comin' in
Bust you in your chest 'till your ribs are cavin' in
You thought you were the best but you need to think again
At your very best, you still finish 3rd place
So shook, you lost your place & causin' massive earthquakes
But still claim you're the best at spitin'? Dude please
You're only best at spitin' when you're down on your knees
Better go so you can blow about 30 MCs
The I.A. Cum Seeker, is your newest hobby
I'm a scientist and you're just a dick jockey
Ridin' on my nuts so my style you can copy
While I'm in the lab experimenting with word form
You're grabbin your ass doin' stunts in gay porn
Since I was born, I've been the choosen one
You're the one men choose to load up like a shotgun
Rode hard and put up wet tattooed on your back
The perfect hideout for a dick is you intestinal track
I Eclipse the sun and the moon like Mitsubishi
Appear like a Mirage, then I'm gone cause you can't see me
If I wrote your rhymes, you still wouldn't defeat me
Jackin' me off is the only way you'd beat me
This flow, you can't handle. I smack you off the mantel
You're pussy like a tranny rockin' pink socks and sandals

[quickdodge®]

My aim in this battle is to crush in you in pieces
These lyrics will having you movin as if they had telekinesis
I'mma leave you sittin here thinkin "Gee this
Mutha-fuccas bad ass. I wonder who QD is"
Like Julio is to IA, I'll own you
Sit down and shut the fucc up you're in home school
Class is in session, you need to learn this lesson
And then maybe you can go out and get your own fool
Cuz like Valentine's Day candy says You're Mine
I make the sun think it's dark..as bright as I shine
On Ebay your rhymes were sold to the lowest bidder
No one wanted to pay for the slowest spitter
You couldn't keep up and you know it's a Bitter
Sweet Symphony
Folks, it's either him or me
I know this as if I had Extra-Sensory
Projection
Made the audience stand up like an erection
When you said you were the best I called correction
You ain't shit, like Ludacris that's just your fantasy
It's so simple it made even a blind man to see
I know you losing prolly isn't what you planned to be
Like bread in a snowstorm my rhymes sell out fast
Did you honestly think you could outlast
The best text MC on IA
Right now all I say
Do you know the way not to be gay? (Sung to Do You Know the Way to San Jose)
Here let a real playa show you the way
As if my name was Rudolph
It seems you bit more than you could chew off
It was your head that I lyrically blew off
I have a feeling..oops there's that ESP again
You'll be brain dead by the time this fuccin rhyme ends
So I'll let you go before you fall out asleep
There's your bed and it looks about 6 foot deep
Good night!

Later, QD.

EDITTED FOR TWO SPELLING ERRORS AND TO ADD THE PARENTHESIS)

[BTLFED]

DAMN! How ya gonna rip it like that SON!

Best thread evar. +20

**waits for round 3**

Edit: Nomad! disabled reputation, other wise I would have given him points for this shit! QD, check yours.

[quickdodge®]

VOTE HERE!

Later, QD.

[Nomad!]

DAMN! How ya gonna rip it like that SON!

Best thread evar. +20

**waits for round 3**

Edit: Nomad! disabled reputation, other wise I would have given him points for this shit! QD, check yours.

Thanks! This is mad fun
I gotta say QD came correct

[BTLFED]

Gave you some now.

[A.P. Photography]

Hit you with some Nomad

[Nomad!]

Hit you with some Nomad

Thanks for the luv

[JustinSane110™]

Nice verses, both of you.