Quote Originally Posted by osnap
christmas in hollywood was genius lol

...so meet me under the mistletoe, lets fuuuuuuuuuuck.
lol

"we gave some love, the wierd kind of love that you give to your cousin" lmao

"christmas aint a day but a way of life. if you guide my sleigh ill let you f*ck my wife"



and from "scene for dummies"

"have you seen my penis? i have. i know you have that sh*ts the bomb, my diicks got more friends than Tom"