I agree with you on Transformers, G.I. Joe, and the Dukes of Hazzard....
And being a remake, yes... It'll probably be terrible....
....BUT you've gotta hand it to 'em -- At least they used the REAL van instead of replacing it with a Honda Odyssey or some shit.
I.E. the Knight Rider Mustang or Optimus Prime (in the original Transformers, that mother fucker was CAB OVER TRUCK, NOT A DAMN PETERBILT 379)