Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)
WTF is this shit? I can sit here all day and pick out shit lyrics from every single genre that has lyrics. Sure rap has sucked lately, but so has rock. When I want to listen to good music I end up listening to older music, artists -I- like. Whether it was a hit or not, whether that artist made money or not, whether they're signed or not; I don't give 2 cow shits.