Limerick BATTLE: LS2ner

[Maniacc]

You know you've been wanting a rematch!

So here's your chance to redeem yourself. Since you obviously lost the first time. I'll start...

Yea yea can you feel me? Let's go!
Everyday I log on
And everyday's the same song
People posting shit I can't understand
How we all have so much time on our hands
We got pedos, kids, and old farts
We got emo faggots saying shit like 'the whole lot'
I tell you what, I remain true
I'll never be what you tell me to
So throw them hands up and let's go out in style
I'm ahead in this game by a country mile
LS2ner, think long and hard if you wanna come test me
I spit a verse and sound like god, you sound like Jamie Presley
When my lyrics hit the streets they be quakin'
Your voice sounds like your name is Clay Aiken
Midtown is where you get down
Shhiiiit everyone on IA even knows you're a clown
Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick
You gonna get burn if you continue tryin' this mexican spic

[Maniacc]

If someone else wants to join feel free to post up! I wanna see what some of you fucks got so bring it!

[LS2ner]

LOL at me losing the first time. You seem to be delusional.

seem to be delusional
Full of more shit than usual
MY flow is so cold
It'll leave you trapped in your cubical
Acidic verses will peal back your cuticles
Leaving you helpless
Unable to type
Respect is right-fully mine
Ill kill you slowly one line at a time
Dissect your rhyme
Take it back to fundamentals
Its a ritual, this shits intentional
Wrapped in lyrical tentacles
Ill suck your life out
Smother you softly
Then tuck you in to your coffin
Bitch, its lights out.


Just a warm up. Bring your A game homey.

[Deke]

Lol, good stuff. But definitely not limericks.

[Deke]

You think that your rhymes are on lock
But my limerick will put you in shock
Quit thinking your it
Your lyrics are shit
And everyone knows you love cock.


that's a limerick.

[Maniacc]

LOL at me losing the first time. You seem to be delusional.

seem to be delusional
Full of more shit than usual
MY flow is so cold
It'll leave you trapped in your cubical
Acidic verses will peal back your cuticles
Leaving you helpless
Unable to type
Respect is right-fully mine
Ill kill you slowly one line at a time
Dissect your rhyme
Take it back to fundamentals
Its a ritual, this shits intentional
Wrapped in lyrical tentacles
Ill suck your life out
Smother you softly
Then tuck you in to your coffin
Bitch, its lights out.


Just a warm up. Bring your A game homey.

Bring my A game? Dude please
I'm Maniac aka IA's offical cancer disease
Ha, oh noes, it's this guy
Some clown who's been trying to reach for the sky
Tryin' to reach a higher status only to fail
Just like the time he tried to escape from jail
He didn't wanna get ass raped
Sadly you think you're hood cause of it
Return to reality man it was only a kids' play pen
Haha, damn that was harsh, or so it may seem
I can't tell the difference, since all you do is scream
You go on and on about how dope you are
Meanwhile you take public transportation... a white chump who can't afford a car
I'm a battle rapper, your favorite actor
I'll show you what a true rhyme is not pitter patter
I'm warm right now but when I get hot you better watch out
Give me a bar of soap I'mma wash out your mouth
How dare you ever try me in this game
With your lame claim to fame acting like David Blane
Son go back 'n study some more before you test me
Your soul is yellow, like the color of pee

Snaps son I even impressed myself.

[Scotsman]

ya'll need to get some beats and a vid goin

[Maniacc]

You think that your rhymes are on lock
But my limerick will put you in shock
Quit thinking your it
Your lyrics are shit
And everyone knows you love cock.


that's a limerick.

Your names' Deke but I think you should be called May
What do you and your wrxatlanta guys do... play gay?
Sit back and watch as my rhymes deploy
Like a B-52 on your head I be bombin
Like a war lead by stormin Normin
You can't hold a candle to me, you're a joke
Heres another gram of coke to smoke
Crackheads all alike and trying to stunt
It's you my friend I call a cunt
This rap is getting mighthy heated
I know you must feel pretty defeated
See my rapping is so so and you claim to be an authority
The whole while you are a shitty miniority.
Come see me when your timing is fixed
Or when you get done sucking your boys' dick

Bring it, son!

[quickdodge®]

Snaps son I even impressed myself.

One is better than none, lolol. Later, QD.

[LS2ner]

Bring my A game? Dude please
I'm Maniac aka IA's offical cancer disease
Ha, oh noes, it's this guy
Some clown who's been trying to reach for the sky
Tryin' to reach a higher status only to fail
Just like the time he tried to escape from jail
He didn't wanna get ass raped
Sadly you think you're hood cause of it
Return to reality man it was only a kids' play pen
Haha, damn that was harsh, or so it may seem
I can't tell the difference, since all you do is scream
You go on and on about how dope you are
Meanwhile you take public transportation... a white chump who can't afford a car
I'm a battle rapper, your favorite actor
I'll show you what a true rhyme is not pitter patter
I'm warm right now but when I get hot you better watch out
Give me a bar of soap I'mma wash out your mouth
How dare you ever try me in this game
With your lame claim to fame acting like David Blane
Son go back 'n study some more before you test me
Your soul is yellow, like the color of pee

Snaps son I even impressed myself.

Even on your best day you will never suceed
So let me give you a little lesson, let class proceed
First and foremost your not a dope rapper
And since when have mexicans ever been actors?
Your talking too much,so cut out the chatter.
Your tombstone will read "May he rest in peace"
Oncologist flow, Ill cure this disease
IA's cancer? Come on bitch please
The best thing you contributed, you did on your knees
Im a motherfucking beast
On confrontation I feed
Gimme any rapper, I got what you need
An end to your beginning, I finish what you started
This shit is never ended until your dearly departed
Just consider me an Artist
Ill make a mural of this failure
I can go deeper, pell back another layer
Gimme your best shot, until then see ya later
Hater =P


Sorry was watching Burn notice and lost concentration.

[Maniacc]

Even on your best day you will never suceed
So let me give you a little lesson, let class proceed
First and foremost your not a dope rapper
And since when have mexicans ever been actors?
Your talking too much,so cut out the chatter.
Your tombstone will read "May he rest in peace"
Oncologist flow, Ill cure this disease
IA's cancer? Come on bitch please
The best thing you contributed, you did on your knees
Im a motherfucking beast
On confrontation I feed
Gimme any rapper, I got what you need
An end to your beginning, I finish what you started
This shit is never ended until your dearly departed
Just consider me an Artist
Ill make a mural of this failure
I can go deeper, pell back another layer
Gimme your best shot, until then see ya later
Hater =P


Sorry was watching Burn notice and lost concentration.

Okay this is my last shot. You still have one more verse to throw at me so lets both make it count.

Listen up fucko and let me say this clearer
I could go to San Fran and wouldn't find someone Queerer
You're one gay as motherfuckin' Gansta
When we all know the truth you the inspiration for the song "Wanksta"
See everyone here sees your weak flows
That shit stinks so much we clothespin our nose
Have you ever thought about going back to school
I know the teachers kept yelling and telling you you're a fool
That shouldn't be the reason you stay ignorant - seriously
When you rap son... you mumble incoherently
I'm almost done burning you out
Talking bout Rap this Rap that I challenge you to a bout
A verbal submission is what I foresee
At the end of the bout I'd have won with es'
But look I ain't done I'm still warming up like the morning sun
I know you can keep up, please do this is so much fun!
HA, LS2ner covers his mouth with his hand.."oops I farted"
All of IA shouts back to him "no stoopid you're retarded"
You just shit your pants form the chinky food you've eaten
You remind me of a kid in a ninja suit trick or treatin'
Whoa ping dang tai do mi how ti ding dong
To you I dedicate this song
I'm almost done with the lyrical assault
I feel bad for you chump... sike, now go drive away in your sloass colbalt
Take a lesson from my book of how to slay dipshits
And don't bite more than you can chew when it's whack as ryhmes you spit
I once was all innocent not even a villan
Now it's a boy named ls2ner that I be killin'
I bet it's not your fault at all
You saw your chance at fame and I watched you fall
See I been repelling fools like you to the seventh degree
I know, I know you wish you were me
This last line I wrote is really heart felt
I'm sorry little man for the hand that you were dealt
Being born with down syndrome isn't a joke
Blame your mom and dad for snorting that coke


Give me your best shot and then we'll have some dudes decide who's the winner.

Good luck, homie.

[quickdodge®]

Things have died down let me bring it back up
See who's next to act up
So I can see the bodys stack up
And watch egos fall down
Take 'em N2Deep and watch the muthafucca drown
I got you on the grind, hip hop, rock and soul
I'm so on fire, I gotta stop, drop and roll
It seems with every word you're choosin
You're just lost in confusion
My lyrics are hot like crack, even non-fiends want some
It isn't the street meaning when people say you got dumb
You see me comin with heat in fuckin bunches
Landin them like punches
Makin you throw up your lunches
Last sucka that battled me I let him go nice
Dude must've been eager to lose cuz he came at me twice
So it seems you're in a situation
Desperation
Takin
You over without hesitation
Makin
You wait and
See
What the complication
Is gonna be
Shit's been figgered out
Don't doubt
That the problem is me
I gotta ya where I want you to be
Crying in the corner, you're name is MC Weeping Willow
Only fight you've ever been in, involved a goddamn pillow
You look around the joint and realize there's still no
Respect for you sucka, so out is where you will go

Later, QD.

[LS2ner]

Okay this is my last shot. You still have one more verse to throw at me so lets both make it count.

Listen up fucko and let me say this clearer
I could go to San Fran and wouldn't find someone Queerer
You're one gay as motherfuckin' Gansta
When we all know the truth you the inspiration for the song "Wanksta"
See everyone here sees your weak flows
That shit stinks so much we clothespin our nose
Have you ever thought about going back to school
I know the teachers kept yelling and telling you you're a fool
That shouldn't be the reason you stay ignorant - seriously
When you rap son... you mumble incoherently
I'm almost done burning you out
Talking bout Rap this Rap that I challenge you to a bout
A verbal submission is what I foresee
At the end of the bout I'd have won with es'
But look I ain't done I'm still warming up like the morning sun
I know you can keep up, please do this is so much fun!
HA, LS2ner covers his mouth with his hand.."oops I farted"
All of IA shouts back to him "no stoopid you're retarded"
You just shit your pants form the chinky food you've eaten
You remind me of a kid in a ninja suit trick or treatin'
Whoa ping dang tai do mi how ti ding dong
To you I dedicate this song
I'm almost done with the lyrical assault
I feel bad for you chump... sike, now go drive away in your sloass colbalt
Take a lesson from my book of how to slay dipshits
And don't bite more than you can chew when it's whack as ryhmes you spit
I once was all innocent not even a villan
Now it's a boy named ls2ner that I be killin'
I bet it's not your fault at all
You saw your chance at fame and I watched you fall
See I been repelling fools like you to the seventh degree
I know, I know you wish you were me
This last line I wrote is really heart felt
I'm sorry little man for the hand that you were dealt
Being born with down syndrome isn't a joke
Blame your mom and dad for snorting that coke


Give me your best shot and then we'll have some dudes decide who's the winner.

Good luck, homie.

Ill say it once more so please do listen
The only place you belong is in the motherfuckin kitchen
Wishing and washing dishes like the bitch you are
Dont be pissed cause my trucks faster than you car
Its obvious that you very fucking jealous
That i been wearing your ass out
Your clearly over zealous
Ever since our first bout
you been gettin hassled by the fella's
"Dude you got pwnd, lookin like a dummy"
Boyfriend comforting you, "its ok honey"
You gave it your best shot, you just fell short
Your trains derailed and fallen off course
Its coming to the end, you best abort
No last resort, your run is completed
Fully Automatic flow, your vocab has been depleted
The verdicts almost here
I know you cant believe it
But im the gotdamn champ, still undefeated.
Yes im clearly conceited
But for a good damn reason
Your time here is over
Just like the changing of the seasons
So bye bye puto
Ill see you in the whoreslounge
But best keep your comments to yourself
Unless you wanna throw down.


P.S. your still a hater.

[Maniacc]

Things have died down let me bring it back up
See who's next to act up
So I can see the bodys stack up
And watch egos fall down
Take 'em N2Deep and watch the muthafucca drown
I got you on the grind, hip hop, rock and soul
I'm so on fire, I gotta stop, drop and roll
It seems with every word you're choosin
You're just lost in confusion
My lyrics are hot like crack, even non-fiends want some
It isn't the street meaning when people say you got dumb
You see me comin with heat in fuckin bunches
Landin them like punches
Makin you throw up your lunches
Last sucka that battled me I let him go nice
Dude must've been eager to lose cuz he came at me twice
So it seems you're in a situation
Desperation
Takin
You over without hesitation
Makin
You wait and
See
What the complication
Is gonna be
Shit's been figgered out
Don't doubt
That the problem is me
I gotta ya where I want you to be
Crying in the corner, you're name is MC Weeping Willow
Only fight you've ever been in, involved a goddamn pillow
You look around the joint and realize there's still no
Respect for you sucka, so out is where you will go

Later, QD.

Hahah, pretty good I see you still got it old man...

Lemme give it a shot.

Wake up 'n come on out the dark
My whack rap is back to light up like a spark
Like a NARC sneak on in through the back door and warn ya
"Where's my money bitch?!" pimp you back onto the corner
Or blow like an asian slut me so horny, turn tricks
Play QD's C-LO, CEO of this dick
But hold up for real cause we deal with chump ass mods who are persistent
They wake up and eat their lucky charms and scream out 'they're magically delicious'
Let us get back to comparing our meat
I twisted ya sista but I missed her last week
Now she's covered blisters and scars what a freak
It's a senior arena and we all came for battlin'
Leave the weak on the sidelines, hear 'em rantin' and ratlin'
Cause I live worldwide, your backs to the wall
And your ego is delicated, won't even take hammer to fall
QD, you're whack, what else can I say
Claiming West Coast, when you're thousands of miles away
I'm flowing right now, it happens all the time
You'd be better off a back up dancer, or even a mime
There is me myself and I, so don't try and get cute
I'll put my dick in your mouth and have you playin it like a flute
Cause I'm the fucking man, and everyone will know
That when Maniac has the mic, its the end of the show
Hopefully you go sterile by testicular cancer
And yes motherfucker, thats my final answer
Cause my shit is real and I pwn with the best
Fuck off Mike, you've failed this rap test

[Maniacc]

Ill say it once more so please do listen
The only place you belong is in the motherfuckin kitchen
Wishing and washing dishes like the bitch you are
Dont be pissed cause my trucks faster than you car
Its obvious that you very fucking jealous
That i been wearing your ass out
Your clearly over zealous
Ever since our first bout
you been gettin hassled by the fella's
"Dude you got pwnd, lookin like a dummy"
Boyfriend comforting you, "its ok honey"
You gave it your best shot, you just fell short
Your trains derailed and fallen off course
Its coming to the end, you best abort
No last resort, your run is completed
Fully Automatic flow, your vocab has been depleted
The verdicts almost here
I know you cant believe it
But im the gotdamn champ, still undefeated.
Yes im clearly conceited
But for a good damn reason
Your time here is over
Just like the changing of the seasons
So bye bye puto
Ill see you in the whoreslounge
But best keep your comments to yourself
Unless you wanna throw down.


P.S. your still a hater.

That was an awesome finish from your part I'll give you that.

Now we need some people to decide who the winner is. Haha, and I'm not a hater.

[LS2ner]

That was an awesome finish from your part I'll give you that.

Now we need some people to decide who the winner is. Haha, and I'm not a hater.

Thank you sir. You've definitely advanced in your skills. More of challenge than I expected.

[03RCode]

Honestly, Maniac's material is usually always impressive, but this time I have to give my vote to LS2ner.

[Maniacc]

Honestly, Maniac's material is usually always impressive, but this time I have to give my vote to LS2ner.

Haha, thanks man.

But yea, I'll give it to LS2ner. Nikka delivered.

Thank you sir. You've definitely advanced in your skills. More of challenge than I expected.

Thanks dude.

You got one vote so far.

So if you get two more you will officially be the winner of these bout.