So I guess we all know what the first lawsuit of this next baseball season will be:

Gilbert & Montlick: So how may we help you?
Buster Hymen: Well, I'm fat as hail and ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh it ain't my fault.
G & B: Ok. Tell us what happened.
BH: Ever since I started going to the Dodgers games and sitting in the "All-you-can-eat" seats, I've put on well over 100lbs.
G & B: Over 100lbs? The season is only 3 games old.
BH: I know.
G & B: Well, this definitely falls into the hands of the LA Dodger's organization. They ARE fault for this. We're going for $100,000,000.
BH: Mwwaaahahahahahahhaha!

Later, QD.