^ you hear what happened when I told my g/f about my situation?
^ you hear what happened when I told my g/f about my situation?
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Yes I did, congrats!!
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morning ppl
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules !
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down..
1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself..
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. RoundIS a shape!
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
is that a real color?
Yes sir
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the color of mauve
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Good morning gents
Holly shit Tiff that shit was fuckin hilarious!!!!
whats guys, dam ia is dead today
Nobody wants to be on I A anymore
hahaha yeah man i know lol. everyone else has a life
Them lucky bastards
hahah lol where is the rest of the squad?
Never fear el chupa cabras is here lol
I am at work. Borinnnggg.
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oh chit el chupa cabras regresa!!! "runs and hides"
Last edited by big mac; 03-30-2009 at 12:24 PM.
hey yall bump my car in the fs section
Man people are so dumb...they want everything done with the snap of there finger and don't want to allow anytime for us to process anything. It is so old.
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watup, damn what a long ass night and day!
school, haha i was texting this chick in class, and for some reason we started talking about tattoo and got to piercings....
the teachers hands me a sheet of paper and reades a text out loud over my shoulder lol...
"what piercings do you have?" i start to lmao and then everyone in class starts naming piercings they have...
that bitch hates me haha
cars
-98 boosted ej8 (baby boost) -traded
-97 ek gsr 5lug itr-(nunu) - traded
- 97 Ej8 greddy boosted b16 w/ goodies - (sasha) traded
- 02 maxima 3.5 6spd - (maxi) - current
wow..interesting..i have my share of piercings..maybe more to come
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Tiff your a freak....kidding, amybe :}
She is.
Don't let the Casper the ghostness fool u
cars
-98 boosted ej8 (baby boost) -traded
-97 ek gsr 5lug itr-(nunu) - traded
- 97 Ej8 greddy boosted b16 w/ goodies - (sasha) traded
- 02 maxima 3.5 6spd - (maxi) - current
MuahahahaShe is.
Don't let the Casper the ghostness fool u
Ohhhhh har har har...sooooo fuggin funny...lmfao..lol..NOT!
You truly are a jerk. Now you know why I pinched your nipple and pulled your arm hair. WATCH IT BUB, who knows what is next.
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jk
lol it is a truuuuueee storrryyyy too...
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so... who is going to the V? ill be down there cause i have to go to the high museum.. who's game?
ill admit my loss there, shit hurt like a motherfucker.. dont worry you have something comin tiff =]
cars
-98 boosted ej8 (baby boost) -traded
-97 ek gsr 5lug itr-(nunu) - traded
- 97 Ej8 greddy boosted b16 w/ goodies - (sasha) traded
- 02 maxima 3.5 6spd - (maxi) - current
well hell. My friend just left for the hospital with a broke collar bone.
Him and another friend got crossed up at a stop sign. one thought they were turning left and one thought they were going strait. When they didn't show up at my house i called them and got no answer so I left to go to the shop and came up on 4 police cars and an ambulance. Thats when I saw his black enduro.
They stopped and made it about 5 fee before he went down hard on his shoulder and snap. Guess I'll be riding alone for a while hu?
well ill be there if its not raining i need to get out of rome and really i need to get rid of my ecu's i got.
btw moms surgery went well she will stay at the hospital til wed or thursday we arent sure yet.
95 eg sedan with complete ls swap tons of extras.... SOLD
88 prelude si lowered like a mother.... TOTALLED
95 prelude si jdm f22b swap.... TOTALLED
03 celica gts toooo much money in this one..... SOLD
92 da teg NEW DD
89 ef hatch.... SOLD
95 ex/si coupe (this bitch is clean as fawk)... awaiting swap... NEW hopeful DD
wow..interesting..i have my share of piercings..maybe more to come
i know that feeling im just afraid im gonna have to take most of mine out since the baby lol
Last edited by 4drlschick; 03-31-2009 at 02:30 AM.
95 eg sedan with complete ls swap tons of extras.... SOLD
88 prelude si lowered like a mother.... TOTALLED
95 prelude si jdm f22b swap.... TOTALLED
03 celica gts toooo much money in this one..... SOLD
92 da teg NEW DD
89 ef hatch.... SOLD
95 ex/si coupe (this bitch is clean as fawk)... awaiting swap... NEW hopeful DD
Man at least they are alive Mike.
The only one I have seen people take out while pregnant like when you get further along is the belly button...other then that I took out my piercings when I went into labor.
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Mike that sucks, the important thing is atleast they are still alive, like JR said. Hope they have a good recovery. Was it the guy we met at the BBQ in Helen?
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If last night is what you were talking about then, TRY AGAIN!
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Tiff! I have a jealously question, because I don't feel I did anything wrong. A girl I went to school with and live less than 1/2 mile from had a sister my sisters age (8), same grade and everything at school. She was killed in an ATV accident last year, well the little girls b-day is coming up and her sister is having a very hard time dealing with it. My mom did the schools year book this year and we did a page for her at the front. I went over to show her last night and it ended in an emotional hug and "I love you." We were never really close until after her sisters death. Someone (not going to name names) got jealous and mad that I said "I love you" to another girl last night. She said that I shouldn't be telling another girl that. My friend is also gay BTW. I see nothing wrong. Can I get a second opinion?
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No tiff.. No where close...
X-runner
I don't think it should be that serious that you told someone how u feel..
Girls will get jealous of any other girl u have history with especially when they know you still have feelings for them.. My opinion. Hope everthing works out for u.
cars
-98 boosted ej8 (baby boost) -traded
-97 ek gsr 5lug itr-(nunu) - traded
- 97 Ej8 greddy boosted b16 w/ goodies - (sasha) traded
- 02 maxima 3.5 6spd - (maxi) - current
Thats the thing, we have never been more than friends and she is more like a sister to me than anything. Everything is fine, I have learned how to tone out the bitching.
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