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  1. 03-08-2009, 11:38 AM #1
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    Default Attn: Alan "Smurfette" Vanderpoop

    Today's a special day, you old fuck.

    Happy Birthday and crap...

    Soon you're gonna be old like JFRO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Today's a special day, you old fuck.

    Happy Birthday.

    Soon you're gonna be old like JFRO.
    or old like me
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    or old like me
    Most humans don't live to see your age. That's like...having the ability and first-hand knowledge to write a history book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Most humans don't live to see your age. That's like...having the ability and first-hand knowledge to write a history book.
    on drinkin! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    on drinkin! lol
    And kilts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    And kilts.
    and shine
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  7. 03-08-2009, 11:52 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    and shine
    ...and buying EF's, doing nothing with them but letting them sit for years, and then turning around and selling them to get an eg
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    or selling them and getting a mullet mobile
    now with LSD
    got an ef? www.eastcoastefcivics.com

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    Camaro?

    Dude, wrong thread, but I'm still contemplating that integra I was talkin' about. It's a DC gen with an LS vtec (GSR) head, and some other goodies...I could probably send it to georgia and turn it. He's asking like 3500, last I heard...
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    Happy Birthday Alan................













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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2
    or selling them and getting a mullet mobile
    and where is your EF Joker???????
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    ricin up and down buford hwy
    now with LSD
    got an ef? www.eastcoastefcivics.com

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    birthdays suck, im sick as a fucking dog but thats not even the half of it.

    horrible weekend, horrible weekend.

    thanks for the b-day wishes though ben, i appreciate it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    and where is your EF Joker???????
    Gentlemen...all I'm saying is don't you worry about that... Don't you worry about what this west coaster has going on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa_Smurf
    birthdays suck, im sick as a fucking dog but thats not even the half of it.

    horrible weekend, horrible weekend.

    thanks for the b-day wishes though ben, i appreciate it.
    Dude, wtf? She turned you down for sex on your birthday weekend? I'mma slap-a-ho...
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    ben, get on aim
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Dude, wtf? She turned you down for sex on your birthday weekend? I'mma slap-a-ho...
    lol no and stfu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa_Smurf
    ben, get on aim
    Get on FB. I hate aim...LoL
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    then i gotta deal with all the faggots trying to talk to me about b-days and shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa_Smurf
    then i gotta deal with all the faggots trying to talk to me about b-days and shit
    That's why every year...the day before my birthday, I change the date to Feb 10th. On the 28th, I turn the date back to the 27th.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    and where is your EF Joker???????

    1 of them is sitting in my driveway

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    Quote Originally Posted by sakasaku
    1 of them is sitting in my driveway
    GOD I can't wait to see that bitch running...

    Another is in SC or NC as an SCCA pocket racer (as I like to call them)
    Another has been said to have been seen in Macon, OR Dahlonega... Reward to anyone who can find her.
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    it 180 degrees out, that all thats stopping me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sakasaku
    it 180 degrees out, that all thats stopping me!
    ...I can see being out a couple degrees, but 180? What were you doin'!?!? And if that's it, bro...get to the driveway. it shouldn't take you but like two hours TOPS...
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    i didn't do it it who ever change the distributor b4 i got it, i never took it off.

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    Well, the dizzy is even quicker. That's like...5minutes. Go knock it out and post back.
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    k i am cleaning the kitchen as soon as im done i will

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    Good, son...your mom will be proud.
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    lol she told me to....

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    /\ = the man
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    Happy Birthday Alan...
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    I'm late (as always LOL)


    Happy Birthday kid!
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    lol it's cool, thanks to everyone!
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    Guy, what's that say? My eyes are getting a little old...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Guy, what's that say? My eyes are getting a little old...
    oh, sorry... it says:

    happy birthday.
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    lol thanks buddy/guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa_Smurf
    lol thanks buddy/guy
    no problem pal/alan
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    Quote Originally Posted by uproot
    no problem pal/alan
    so, you must have found that receipt by cleaning out your car...

    and if you cleaned the interior of your car YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!



    that shit is always messy as fuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by uproot

    Always trying to one up someone chump!
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