1) If you want I'll start it up for you.
-I never wanted it started
2) I'm building it up, but I don't have alot of money
-Playas can't play free
3) "customly" painted
4) NRA decal?
5) Are those 8" subs drilled/cut into the sides of the rear?
6) How do you forget to pop the hood when going to open it?
7) "It's quick" "it's stock"
8) You can't have "upgraded rims." They're replaced
9) "Only thing stock on the engine is the cat"...and pistons, motor altogether, battery, wires (changing the color of a wire isn't "modified" and that's REGULAR FUCKING MAINTENANCE)
10) Again... "upgraded spark plugs"
11) I bet he thinks that's a "CAI"

Just a few things off the top of my head...