Alan's still my favorite between you two, though. He has a hot girl. I can't wait til Alan gets modeling rights for her and she's in a bikini on his hood and stuff.

...but then it'd be like "Alan, she looks good!" Alan will be like "yeah, man!" and other dude will be like "NICE RIMS, TOO!" and Alan'll be like "Thanks, man, I didn't like the 16's" and the dude will be like "Wasn't that a little young for you?" and Alan will go "No, I just liked the 15's more" and dude will be like, "Ok....OH! Sh*t! There's a car there!" and then alan will be like "Yeah...but I was talking about the girl"