Chuck Norris once found a dead goat on the side of the road. Chuck Norris picked up the goat and massaged the goat's beard. amazingly the goat arouse from the dead! as the goat landed on all fours, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the goat in the face! the goat died instantly! after the goat's pulse was checked by an eye witness, Chuck Norris replied, "Chuck Norris gives life, and Chuck Norris takes life away!"