...you are wrong.

My doors have door-mounted.

His doors are from a car that's pillar-mounted.

It's a pain in the ass to make a door-mounted car BECOME a pillar mounted.

Yes, he has both...but...read line above.

And I'm wanting to keep my car...uh...let's pretend "numbers matching" would actually make sense (as far as body goes...for the most part...)

So now who's the ass...

COME OUT TO THE HOLIDAY MEET, *****!