Why would I? All have a legit explanation...

Photo 1:
Kyle and I just came outta walmart with Erin. Erin is basically a badass.

Photo 2:
What's gay? I was drunk as piss with a chick. I didn't do her because even in my drunk state, she wasn't my kinda chick. Quality over quantity. Clearly something you haven't picked up.

Photo 3:
Picture was taken up in the blue ridge mountains (you'll recall the outhouse from the one mountain run. The stop where...well...Dare arrived last.

Photo 4:
I climbed the pole to get on the second level and get into the apartment through Erin's bedroom...where Erin and Chris (BTLFED) were. Unfortunatly...nothing was going on. So I didn't interrupt ****.