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    I wouldnt mind going down there! I need a brake from GA

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    hmmm...I'll wait to hear others' thoughts...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    hmmm...I'll wait to hear others' thoughts...
    do you have pschic abilities? you can read thoughts...sweet!!! lol j/k

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    LOL oWn3d!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiGuy
    do you have pschic abilities? you can read thoughts...sweet!!! lol j/k
    Yeah, but my car's ECU has some kind of lead barrier that I can't read through...

    I'd like to see how many of the EF guys would wanna caravan down. I'm already caravaning up to Nashville for a show if my car will pass emissions, soon. Plus another caravan to Deal's Gap end of this month.

    How many people usually attend, how long has this show been around, when is the actual DATE of the show (I only saw pre-reg stuff, but didn't look that hard) and how long is the event (half day, one day, two days) and...damnit, can I get laid easily? That's a huge factor in my decision...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Yeah, but my car's ECU has some kind of lead barrier that I can't read through...

    I'd like to see how many of the EF guys would wanna caravan down. I'm already caravaning up to Nashville for a show if my car will pass emissions, soon. Plus another caravan to Deal's Gap end of this month.

    How many people usually attend, how long has this show been around, when is the actual DATE of the show (I only saw pre-reg stuff, but didn't look that hard) and how long is the event (half day, one day, two days) and...damnit, can I get laid easily? That's a huge factor in my decision...
    this show has been going on for quite a while now....this is my first cuz i just moved here last summer.....but it is panama city beach and lots of people will be here for spring break partying.....i am a bouncer at a club and can say that the club has lots of women that are single and horny:idb:

    show is all day march 10-11

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    I'm out...that's the birthday party in celebration of my 21st.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    I'm out...that's the birthday party in celebration of my 21st.
    Well...one of two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    I'm out...that's the birthday party in celebration of my 21st.
    yo....this is spring break...panama city beach is the u.s.'s spring break capital.....march10-11 is the middle of spring break....pussy everywhere......i will garauntee you 2 different vaginas that weekend....lol

    man up!!!!! this is the best place to be

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    i will even get you a vip pass for the club......club la vela is the counrties largest night club....we have 15 different dance clubs inside w/ about 25 bars....and an outdoor pool

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    Absolutely not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiGuy
    yo....this is spring break...panama city beach is the u.s.'s spring break capital.....march10-11 is the middle of spring break....pussy everywhere......i will garauntee you 2 different vaginas that weekend....lol

    man up!!!!! this is the best place to be
    Gah, I know, I want to, trust me. That's the first weekend of my spring break, in addtion to being right after i should be getting back my tax return...trust me...I wanna be there. I may drive down on the 11th...problem is just going to be finding a place to stay...got ideas?

    oh...and... you said vagina
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Absolutely not.
    To what, the show or getting laid? Geez, bottle...I thought you liked poon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Absolutely not.
    absolutely not what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    To what, the show or getting laid? Geez, bottle...I thought you liked poon...
    Driving to Panama City. I get laid here. I don't need to drive 6 hours for pussy.

    Plus, my CRX isn't running, and even if it was I am not driving it that far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Driving to Panama City. I get laid here. I don't need to drive 6 hours for pussy.

    Plus, my CRX isn't running, and even if it was I am not driving it that far.
    True...it IS a nice CRx...

    If I get a tag, I'll trade you cars for the weekend

    I wouldn't drive to PC for teh poon...I'd drive there for something to do. Poon's just a bonus. Wouldn't mind the beach, and warm weather, neither. I can't stand the friggin' cold...
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    I have gone out of down quite frequently just for "something to do" LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    ...one time I ended up in Alabama...hit the border, came back. Another got me to Tenn and back through the mountains. Another landed me in Detroit....
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    ...one time I ended up in Alabama...hit the border, came back. Another got me to Tenn and back through the mountains. Another landed me in Detroit....

    Detroit is kinda too far.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    not gonna run?> why not?

    silver doller (reynolds)
    Long drive away from home. If I go i'll more than likely have my newfuel pump/tune in and i'll want to run 12psi. 12psi on all stock/high mileage LS MIGHT not make it thru the day. I do have a old wrecker truck we are in the process of fixing up for this reason, so I might still run. Wel see closer to time

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    Oh my god...I hurt...

    We ended up going to wild wings cafe last night. Buddy of mine and I got to talkin' shit about eating hot foods. I told him he couldn't handle a braveheart wing (rated the hottest wing in Atlanta). He challenged me. A girl stepped in and was like "I'll do it!" Another buddy of mine was coming, and last time we went at it, I beat him, so I figured he'd be up for another. So I ordered 4 wings and waiting for my buddy to arrive.

    He get theres and I hand him the wing and we go at it. After finishing it, it only took about 3 minutes before the first guy wussed out and grabbed the milk. I waited for the girl to get her milk, but she didn't bust. We sat there...sweating and dying, and the spiciness starting going away so we ordered 3 more. We chowed down and tears hit our eyes.

    Spiciness started going away again, and we ordered 6 more, because this needed to end the game. I ask them to get them as hot as possible. The cook comes out from the back and personally looks us over in all of our glory and starts laughing and goes "Well...ok". He personally brings them out and sets them on the table, laughing...

    The three of us look over our doom as the rest of the table is laughing their asses off. Our stomachs are already blazing because we didn't drink milk prior to the challenge (if you know anything about hot foods, you drink milk first so it coats the lining of the stomach to protect it. Also, milk is a base where as hot stuff is an acid...so when you cross them, the milk cancels out the burning acid). We split these clumps of shit up amongst the three of us and down them. The girl got one down, dry-choked and grabbed the milk. My buddy and I laugh as we're sitting there dying from the heat. Tables around us, and some of the staff have overheard whats' going on, and they're starting to come take a glance. My buddy and I sat for about 15 minutes until the burning went away and called a truce and finished the milk. No winner has yet been decided...

    However...even though I may have been of the "top-2"...my stomach hurts SOOO bad this morning! I've tried downing milk and everything, and I can still taste the un-digested peppers and spices in my stomach...or maybe whats' left behind. In addition, this morning (here's the gross part...skip this if you are weak in the stomach) I went and took the most painful crap the world has ever seen. This crap was no ordinary crap...it was solid BLACK. My stomach still burns like shit, and I've got spices all through my system...

    Mother of god...I hate myself for having to be a "man," and I know the worst is still yet to come...

    I'll bring pictures of what these wings (as well as my face) look(ed) like during the challenge...

    But bottom line...holy CRAP I hurt! THIS SUCKS!
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    wow.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Yeah, I said that and a few other curse words...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slow_hatch
    Long drive away from home. If I go i'll more than likely have my newfuel pump/tune in and i'll want to run 12psi. 12psi on all stock/high mileage LS MIGHT not make it thru the day. I do have a old wrecker truck we are in the process of fixing up for this reason, so I might still run. Wel see closer to time
    i understand, but i have had my cx for 8 months, and driven it 1 hr..lol it probably wont hold up, but i just want to run it
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Oh my god...I hurt...

    We ended up going to wild wings cafe last night. Buddy of mine and I got to talkin' shit about eating hot foods. I told him he couldn't handle a braveheart wing (rated the hottest wing in Atlanta). He challenged me. A girl stepped in and was like "I'll do it!" Another buddy of mine was coming, and last time we went at it, I beat him, so I figured he'd be up for another. So I ordered 4 wings and waiting for my buddy to arrive.

    He get theres and I hand him the wing and we go at it. After finishing it, it only took about 3 minutes before the first guy wussed out and grabbed the milk. I waited for the girl to get her milk, but she didn't bust. We sat there...sweating and dying, and the spiciness starting going away so we ordered 3 more. We chowed down and tears hit our eyes.

    Spiciness started going away again, and we ordered 6 more, because this needed to end the game. I ask them to get them as hot as possible. The cook comes out from the back and personally looks us over in all of our glory and starts laughing and goes "Well...ok". He personally brings them out and sets them on the table, laughing...

    The three of us look over our doom as the rest of the table is laughing their asses off. Our stomachs are already blazing because we didn't drink milk prior to the challenge (if you know anything about hot foods, you drink milk first so it coats the lining of the stomach to protect it. Also, milk is a base where as hot stuff is an acid...so when you cross them, the milk cancels out the burning acid). We split these clumps of shit up amongst the three of us and down them. The girl got one down, dry-choked and grabbed the milk. My buddy and I laugh as we're sitting there dying from the heat. Tables around us, and some of the staff have overheard whats' going on, and they're starting to come take a glance. My buddy and I sat for about 15 minutes until the burning went away and called a truce and finished the milk. No winner has yet been decided...

    However...even though I may have been of the "top-2"...my stomach hurts SOOO bad this morning! I've tried downing milk and everything, and I can still taste the un-digested peppers and spices in my stomach...or maybe whats' left behind. In addition, this morning (here's the gross part...skip this if you are weak in the stomach) I went and took the most painful crap the world has ever seen. This crap was no ordinary crap...it was solid BLACK. My stomach still burns like shit, and I've got spices all through my system...

    Mother of god...I hate myself for having to be a "man," and I know the worst is still yet to come...

    I'll bring pictures of what these wings (as well as my face) look(ed) like during the challenge...

    But bottom line...holy CRAP I hurt! THIS SUCKS!

    Oh Holy Crap thats Awesome Ben!!! I have Tears in My Eyes from LOL so hard!!!
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    Rep it..I wanna hit three boxes today. I'm at frggin' 298!

    Anyone coming to the hooters/joker performance meet in canton today? I'm probably gonna end up there...
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    Damn joker you are too wild! Keep this up your going to be on the nest anti-acid commersal LOL.





    {Thinks up crazy bets for joker to do at the next meet LOL}

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    bet u wont break open this habanjero pepper an stick it in ur eye.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Wassup kids im back ...well I really got back 2 this morning but what's been going on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiGuy
    what's up my ef bretherin! lol

    i am trying to get my crx done!!! i want to set up a little get together for you guys....

    www.springflingcarshow.com

    i live in panama city florida......bigdare23...has chatted with me a lil bit.....talk amongst yourselves.....there will be a trailer dyno there....magazine coverage from what i understand......let make a ef squad turnout and take the trophy for best team!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
    I finally got a chance to test my car out a little bit against a worthy (or at that time I thought was a worthy ) opponnet. A new Hyundai Tiburon V6 (i saw the little emblem as I passed LOL).

    I was leaving columbus, talking to Toonz on the phone, and then a tiburon shot passed me doing the all mighty "ricer rev." So I got of the phone with Toonz and caught up with the car. He gets caught behide traffic, so I slows to about a car length or two behide him. Then when he saw an opening he guns it. {Roy Jones Jr voice} He "musta forgot" that any opening he can squeeze through, i can too. So off I go. In a matter of seconds I'm on his bumper, then I move over to the fast lane and pulls up to his driver's door. After that I let off the gas, cuz it wasnt worth it anymore. So basically, he had 1-2 car length lead, tried to squeezed through a small gap in traffic to leave me, and lost what ever lead he had in a matter of seconds. I just checked the specs and he should of dogged me (172hp---181lbs/ft). New cars these days are horrible !
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    One word for you EvasiveEF9 "WOW" LOL
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    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Wassup Halfwit.............. you should try pull-a-part for a transmission! I saw a couple, but you know that would be a risk.. (you not not knowing if it's good or not) just a thought
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    im picking up ef-scotsmans tomorrow i think....
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Good, so how is the rex coming along? Are you driving it yet or are you waiting on the tranny?
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    if it gets tuned today ill get tranny there tues, so maybe next weekend
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Oh so it's still at the shop? I thought you had it already? I wasn't here for a couple of days so you have to bring me up to date.
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    my car will be goin to vinh body shop to have my swap finished mid week! i'm comin for ya soon toonz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    joker your crazy cracker ass has been repped! send some lovin back!
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