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    Swear to god...I saw Dare at the club in San Diego last night. He was a short black guy. Body of a 12yr old, face of a 35yr old, little facial hair, short hair on top, and kept laughing and smiling some white-ass teeth in a collared shirt.

    Also, I think EF fever is creeping up on me. Went to the hobby shop yesterday and saw like 3 rex's and a hatch being worked on/built.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bus Driver J
    Who da fuck delivers on Sunday???

    my mom
    now with LSD
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2
    my mom
    Yeah she does
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    yeah shes great
    now with LSD
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2
    yeah shes great
    Ask her when she's gonna greet me in the morning with country fried steak and watermelon, again, aight? I'd really appreciate it. Seems like it's been forever since she's been gone...
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    it was almost funny with the watermelon thing but you fucked up with the country fried steak thats so a white ppl thing we dont do country fried steak round here chump lol take that and your damn shake and bake grab your snuggie and pet your 3 cats running around the trailor
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2
    it was almost funny with the watermelon thing but you fucked up with the country fried steak thats so a white ppl thing we dont do country fried steak round here chump lol take that and your damn shake and bake grab your snuggie and pet your 3 cats running around the trailor
    Is it? I thought it was just a southern thing in general. My b.

    But...what's funny is I yelled at my mom for buying a snuggie, and I threw my girlfriends cat into the closet doors last I saw him. Try another white-people thing on me.
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    cant go wrong with cheese lol we have to get up before i leave for boot im gonna be quitting my job in august or so
    now with LSD
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2
    cant go wrong with cheese lol we have to get up before i leave for boot im gonna be quitting my job in august or so
    No, sir...no you can't.

    Seriously? You don't leave out til like August? Man, unless I deploy, which is unlikely for a while, I'll be home before then. I'm probabyl gonna drop in town in June, but won't have much time. Good buddy is getting married, and I will be craving poon like a cat on nip. But...I do require like an hour between sessions...
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    i take it your not with the pink haired lady any more and as far as my leave out time it will be a lil bit after sept im quitting my job in august and im going to put the pedal to the floor as far as what i need to have done but im gonna sign in sept so hopefully i can be done with boot and ait school have one more xmas at home then off to wherever lol i cant wait to start stacking moola and get my dream car
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    jermaine i pm'd you bout the dash
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2
    i cant wait to start stacking moola and get my dream car



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    Today i remembered why i hate working on cars at home LOL.

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    No lift?

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    So today...I found the mountains...

    Check back in a month for "Car wasted" thread! LoL, JK.

    No, but really, I found them, and they are nice. I really enjoyed taking the car out...but it now has me considering putting off the supercharger for a minute or two and setting up with just headers. The car is faster than my EF, but is NOTHING like driving that little hatch. I nose-down into turns and pedal out after nearing the exit. The tail, if given any power, wants to come around the car, and you can feel it the whole time. Whether it's due to weight, the crap I had in the trunk, or the stock suspension, I'm not sure. Maybe even just the torque. Not positive, yet. But my civic I would come in hard, tap the brake just enough to put weight on the front to dig the tires into the turn, and pedal through...with the ability to brake or gas at any time with a slight change of the steering wheel depending on which pedal you wanted. The mustang...either one requires slowly creeping your foot onto the pedal and easing into it with careful but large changes of the steering wheel.

    I'm happy, but I'm not....we'll see what the future brings.
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    sounds like u need some new suspension ben.

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    Merry Christmas!!! NWS NWS NWS~!




















































































































































































































































































































    It didn't work

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    The young one haz fail

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    again.
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    Hey hey!! what's going on in here!!!!........................nothing........... ...I should have known. *leaves*
    My boyfriend is better than you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa_Smurf
    again.


    ?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by sakasaku
    ?????

    He basically said


    you are equal to the epicest of epic fails

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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    Hey hey!! what's going on in here!!!!........................nothing........... ...I should have known. *leaves*

    Woman!!!


    Get you butt in the kitchen and cook me some bacon!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sakasaku
    ?????
    i was ending dare's sentence.

    he said "the young one haz failed"

    and i finished by saying "again."

    open ur eyes kid
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
    Woman!!!


    Get you butt in the kitchen and cook me some bacon!!!
    Get the hell outside and change my damn oil!!!! I need a tune up too, want some eggs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    Get the hell outside and change my damn oil!!!! I need a tune up too, want some eggs?

    See typing


    but


    dont smell bacon










    (and yes eggs will be great )

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    Pop that bacon in the microwave or on the stove, I can chill at the computer till it's time for me to flip them over. Whatchu talkin bout? You suppose to be outside under my car.




    (I need an oil change for real tho....I need a cheap one too fyi)
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    Ill take some bacon too, not crunchy though...

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    That's good cuz i HATE crunchy bacon!!! Pancakes or waffles? lmao
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    hmmmmm, I only like pancakes when I make them so Ill take a waffle. Again, little on the soft side. THANKS

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    yeah yeah!!! My kind of man!!! lol, dare gets no waffles, dems fo da white folk.
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    waffles on deck.

    seriosuly the cheapest oil change you can get is urself.

    or you could go to all the jiffy lube skeets, and stores like that, that run retarded specials like 14.99 or 20.00... but i wouldn't trust them @ all..... skeet.
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    Dang thanks....tempt me with low prices and say you wouldn't trust them. There is a guy on here that will do it, I kinda trust him. I can't do it myself, I don't want to break a nail
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    you can't do it urself?

    lol you can't be into cars and not be able to change the oil on your own car. come on now, thats about the simplest thing there is to do on a car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa_Smurf
    you can't do it urself?

    lol you can't be into cars and not be able to change the oil on your own car. come on now, thats about the simplest thing there is to do on a car.
    My ex always did it so I didn't have to do it myself lol. I really don't have time to do it myself this time anyway, I gotta leave for FLA in a few
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    fukawaffle

    Where's my damn grits!!! and here's $10 for a damn oil change!

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    i is sick as fawk

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    Quote Originally Posted by sakasaku
    i is sick as fawk
    so am i kid, i've been sick for like 5 days, and im loosing my voice. lol i sound like an idiot.


    *waits for tony to chime in....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa_Smurf
    lol i sound like an idiot.
    What's new?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
    What's new?
    har... ha... erm... no
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