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10-24-2007, 09:55 PM
Papa_Smurf

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Originally Posted by jfrolang

You should have made her finish you off.

well, i guess i hit the herpes that ben gave her, and it just went downhill from there.

i mean, there's no way my little **** would have hurt her vagina anyway, so that must have been it.

now there's pretty much nothing Ben can say, :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
10-24-2007, 10:21 PM
EvasiveEF9

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Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2

well thats sucks c ben one more reason not to go!!

LoLoL

Quote:

Originally Posted by 90_ZC_HATCH

papers FTL

terrorism FTL

that basically sums up my night...

My god...29papers for "homework" after filling out about 40 at the office. And now I gotta run to the OTHER recruiting station to pick up some ****, then come back to my old highschool to get that, then back to the recruiting office, again...this sucks.

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Originally Posted by 90_ZC_HATCH

gf trying to correct your paper via the phone, FTL

but cheezburgerz......cheezeburgers FTMFW

email, good friend. Ask wbhard or myself about emailing papers to the girlfriend.

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Originally Posted by 90_ZC_HATCH

So i'm writing this definition essay on terrorism... you have to come up w/ your own personal definition of what terrorism is...

So this is my thesis:

Terrorism is sticking ur penis in ur gf's vagina, and having her stop you because it hurts, thus giving you blue balls.

thoughts....?

Thoughts. Technically, that's more sexual harrassment, by definition, but then again, us blowing the **** outta the middle east is sexual harassment, too. I mean think about it. Really. It's terrorism on your part your injecting your penile male-funtion into her vaginal crevice. That's technically imposing your explosive device on (or in) to her land. Even if you don't blow up...it's still terrorism by definition. Now...the fact that she countered it by telling you you're not man enough to be inside her and made you pull back out....is that terrorism, or is that homeland security? She has a right to protect her homeland...even if it imposes on your rights. Just like the constitution says...(summary)"in america, a man has complete freedom so long as it does not impose on the another man's freedom". Technically...you imposed on her freedom to spread her legs by injecting yourself. So by definition...you're the terrorist. She's just homeland security. Now...if she takes advantage of you in your sleep and gets pregnant...that's terrorism on HER part. Unless of course you did not reject her offering. Which brings us to another good point...you're ****ed no matter what cuz you should have waited AT LEAST until she was 12.

That being said, our "war on terrorism" IS in fact terrorism and rape itself. We're imposing on their land and lobbing our long, slender, explosive objects into their open areas.

So...in all this...basically what you can summarize is no matter what...everyone's ****ed.
10-24-2007, 10:23 PM
EvasiveEF9

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Originally Posted by Cato ED-6

Terrorism isn't hard, especially when your teacher lets you write freely.

Do a psychology research paper on James Warren Jones, and try to explain his thought process on the Jonestown Massacre.

Simple. It's psychology. You may think it's hard, but psychology is simply defined by ones understanding of...whatever.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jfrolang

You should have made her finish you off.

Terrorism, sexual harassment, and rape all in one. If you used force, it could also be simple battery, battery, and assault.
10-24-2007, 10:24 PM
EvasiveEF9

Quote:

Originally Posted by 90_ZC_HATCH

now there's pretty much nothing Ben can say, :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Just when you think you've blocked all the exits...I found a jackhammer and went through the floor.

...two words.

>>>DROP BOTTOM<<<
10-24-2007, 10:39 PM
Cato ED-6

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Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Simple. It's psychology. You may think it's hard, but psychology is simply defined by ones understanding of...whatever.

It would be awesome if it was that simple, but my teacher wants an extremely in-depth(Has to be atleast 1,500 words) paper that will explain about every aspect about ****ing "Jim Jones".

If it was simple I would just call him: A dedicated genius at manipulation and insane on every known level.
10-24-2007, 10:39 PM
jfrolang

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Quote:

Originally Posted by jfrolang

You should have made her finish you off.

Terrorism, sexual harassment, and rape all in one. If you used force, it could also be simple battery, battery, and assault.

Clearly you do not understand the ways of verbal persuasion. You don't have to force anything, you just have to guilt her into a feeling of obligation. Then it's voluntary and everything's cool. Until she gets some hot sauce on her face. :D
10-24-2007, 10:45 PM
EvasiveEF9

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cato ED-6

If it was simple I would just call him: insane on every known level.

Makes for the best psychologists...

Quote:

Originally Posted by jfrolang

Clearly you do not understand the ways of verbal persuasion. You don't have to force anything, you just have to guilt her into a feeling of obligation. Then it's voluntary and everything's cool. Until she gets some hot sauce on her face. :D

Hot sauce? *****, please. More like braveheart sauce. :lmfao:
10-24-2007, 10:46 PM
jfrolang

braveheart sauce? WTF does that even mean?
10-24-2007, 10:48 PM
EvasiveEF9

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Originally Posted by jfrolang

braveheart sauce? WTF does that even mean?

...you were at the last wild wings cafe shin-dig...you should know...
10-24-2007, 11:19 PM
Papa_Smurf

alright, so dare stealing my sig FTL!
10-24-2007, 11:38 PM
bigdare23

Damn right!!!

EF prez does what he wants!!!
10-24-2007, 11:38 PM
bigdare23

12 there's really 12 people in this sections tonight

{thats a record high}
10-24-2007, 11:40 PM
EvasiveEF9

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdare23

Damn right!!!

EF prez does what he wants!!!

Except lick your own balls. You can't do that.
10-24-2007, 11:41 PM
Papa_Smurf

the thread is finally made!!!

Events section:
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...8#post36198398
10-24-2007, 11:42 PM
jfrolang

I'm getting new emails popping up faster than I can read the ****in pages.
10-24-2007, 11:43 PM
bigdare23

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Except lick your own balls. You can't do that.

But I dont want to do that :thinking:
10-24-2007, 11:48 PM
bigdare23

Alan is about to get post # 2k

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Alan is becoming a lil e-man LOL
10-24-2007, 11:49 PM
Papa_Smurf

you gonna throw me a party in 3 more posts?
10-24-2007, 11:52 PM
jfrolang

where I come from post count is irrelevant, and "1k" parties are dumb. A reason for post whores to whore more.
10-24-2007, 11:54 PM
Papa_Smurf

Quote:

Originally Posted by jfrolang

where I come from post count is irrelevant, and "1k" parties are dumb. A reason for post whores to whore more.

lol i was joking, idc about posts, and obviously you dont either.

some people just post the most idotic things because they like to see 10k posts, and it boosts their ego

and other people, such as yourself, post intellcutal things that actually HELP people on these boards...

/semi rant
10-24-2007, 11:56 PM
EvasiveEF9

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdare23

But I dont want to do that :thinking:

I would. ****. I'd never leave the house.
10-24-2007, 11:57 PM
EvasiveEF9

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Originally Posted by 90_ZC_HATCH

lol i was joking, idc about posts, and obviously you dont either.

some people just post the most idotic things because they like to see 10k posts, and it boosts their ego

and other people, such as yourself, post intellcutal things that actually HELP people on these boards...

/semi rant

I try to combine my posts most of the time. Otherwise, I'd probably be a QD's count...
10-25-2007, 12:11 AM
Papa_Smurf

word.
10-25-2007, 03:00 PM
JDMJAYDC2

bleh work sucked today had to drive to ****in cumming again! plus my stomach is feeling a bit weird from the ben and jerrys i had at like 8am this morning. eh whats everybody else up to?
10-25-2007, 03:03 PM
Papa_Smurf

i'm waiting for my gf to get back from the doctors and then i'ma go chill w/ her for awhile.

just got done taking my intro to computers midterm @ school.

got a 94 motha ******! :). too bad my english teacher grades hard as ****, so idk whats gonna happen w/ that class...
10-25-2007, 05:28 PM
EvasiveEF9

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Originally Posted by 90_ZC_HATCH

i'm waiting for my gf to get back from the doctors and then i'ma go chill w/ her for awhile.

Dude. I told you. She's gonna come back positive.
10-25-2007, 05:29 PM
bigdare23

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Originally Posted by 90_ZC_HATCH

i'm waiting for my gf to get back from the doctors and then i'ma go chill w/ her for awhile.

just got done taking my intro to computers midterm @ school.

got a 94 motha ******! :). too bad my english teacher grades hard as ****, so idk whats gonna happen w/ that class...

tell me if its a boy or girl :lmfao:
10-25-2007, 05:33 PM
EvasiveEF9

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Originally Posted by bigdare23

tell me if its a boy or girl :lmfao:

Triplets. And they're all african american.
10-25-2007, 05:35 PM
bigdare23

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Triplets. And they're all african american.

Damn, I guess they are mines then :(
10-25-2007, 05:48 PM
EvasiveEF9

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdare23

Damn, I guess they are mines then :(

LoLoL. Child support for triplets FTL...

Just deny them. And don't go on springer or any of those shows. IT'S A TRAP! http://www.blaggernet.org/images/4ch...20a%20trap.jpg
10-25-2007, 06:14 PM
bigdare23

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Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

LoLoL. Child support for triplets FTL...

Just deny them. And don't go on springer or any of those shows. IT'S A TRAP! http://www.blaggernet.org/images/4ch...20a%20trap.jpg

:lmfao:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word.../07/doomed.jpg
10-25-2007, 06:16 PM
EvasiveEF9

**waits for dare to correct his post**
10-25-2007, 06:17 PM
EvasiveEF9

Oh oh oh...I see, now. LoL...wtf does that have to do with anything!?!?
10-25-2007, 06:19 PM
bigdare23

you posted

"its a trapped"

I posted

I'm "doomed"
10-25-2007, 06:54 PM
EvasiveEF9

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdare23

you posted

"its a trapped"

I posted

I'm "doomed"

Hmm...that wasn't the image that originally came up.
oh well...
http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/toilet_roll.jpg
10-25-2007, 07:56 PM
bigdare23

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Hmm...that wasn't the image that originally came up.
oh well...
http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/toilet_roll.jpg

that image wasnt showing up on my screen
10-25-2007, 08:03 PM
EvasiveEF9

But it is, now?

Maybe we're exceeding IA's bandwidth...
10-25-2007, 08:06 PM
bigdare23

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

But it is, now?

Maybe we're exceeding IA's bandwidth...

WE TAKEN OVA!!!
10-25-2007, 10:18 PM
EvasiveEF9

Gangsta, we took over before we got our own section...
10-25-2007, 10:43 PM
bigdare23

Your right

{i cant believed I just typed that}

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