JOKER PERFORMANCE

[LemonAJAX]

i know priepke and thats his focus.. but i think the rest of ya'll are clowns.. lol funny how that works..

[StreetSweepn]

Message from the President:
We are not clowns we are Jokers. There is a difference

[LemonAJAX]

naw man a clown is someone we.. i.e. me and my friends laugh at.. Example: man that guy drivin that civic is a clown. *all laugh*; also: -dude remember when we clowned those ricers at barrett?? -oh yeah.. they were clowns..

so in my opinion you are clowns.. yes it's funny how it works out that your CC is also called the jokers... haha..

[EvasiveEF9]

Dude, who are you? If you're referring to my civic, you must be sadly mistaken...cuz I'm not one of the "cool kids on barrett" that runs around doing burnouts, saying "I want "nos"", despite the fact that "nos" is just a company, NOT a fuel, doing donuts, challenging people to race, etc. I don't fuck around on barrett, and I don't fuck with people on barrett, because there's not a damn person on barrett I need, want, or have to prove anything to. If they're REAL drivers, they won't be concerned with running one side of a parking lot to the other. Instead, they'd be smart (like me) and take it to copless remote areas where there are several turns (cuz straights are NOT for REAL drivers, just boys who can put a pedal on a floor and hold a steering wheel) or they'll take it to the track...for example in late March I'll be running on Talladega. So if you want to talk shit, go for it. But unless you can put out or prove ANYTHING, it's all nothin' but :jerkit: to me...

Thanks.
Hope we can resolve our problems.

And who the hell is priepke?

[Tank]

hmmm after reading this it occured to me i think ive seen this jokers club and if its the same set of ricers i saw about 6 months ago then yeah lemonajax is totally right oh and i never went to barrett so whats your point if your CC is a joke thats what it is if not then you have nothin to worry about. also not disrespecting or dissing i jsut remember being at this car show and i was looking at jokers something car and this lil dog bit me and the asshat who owned the dog found it amusin....til he saw the other side of his ride, i wonder how much he paid for a new paint job come to think of it hmmmmmmm.

[StreetSweepn]

Thats a different group of Jokers they are Jokers Audio or Something And if you hate on rice so much why would you like preipkes Fuckus I mean it has Disco lights, an unpainted kit, and busted ass body

[Nismo]

Why is everyone talking shit all the sudden? I can pay at pope rite for the show? I double posted, sry

[StreetSweepn]

its cool i dont know why people are talkin shit about us we are trying to do something good here and this guy wants to start shit baqck up that was squashed already

[Tank]

Thats a different group of Jokers they are Jokers Audio or Something And if you hate on rice so much why would you like preipkes Fuckus I mean it has Disco lights, an unpainted kit, and busted ass body

oh if its teh wrong CC then ok and why i hate rice i dont hate it i think its uncalled for thats all

[StreetSweepn]

I was talkin to lemonajax bout the rice stuff i shoulda been more specific sorry

[EvasiveEF9]

Dude, yeah, I know EXACTLY who you're talking about. We ran into them twice last year at the Hifi-Buys SPL competitions. Their name is Joker Audio (if I'm not mistaken) and it's basically a group of (please take this as UN-derrogatory as possible) mexicans with a shop located up in Dalton, Ga.

I apologize for my rudeness as I see it was an honest mistake, and I retract my callouts.

[EvasiveEF9]

PS-I hate rice 2

[Jokers Wolf]

This is Mike Joker Performance President, I am finally on here. As for all of this talk about the ricer group, I remeber them that was Joker Audio, I am not going to say any thing bad about them, but they by far are not us, two completly different types of clubs.

[Tank]

ok glad that misunderstandin is out the way well then good luck to your club im sure you'll do wonders this season

[EvasiveEF9]

Thanks for the luck. This year's the first year we're really trying to grow and be known. We've been assembled in a small cluster hanging low, but attending shows and such in the past...say 2 years. However, we're trying to be known for better things than "Hey, they always race people" or "Oh, they're the ones that always get us kicked outta here", ya know?

Hope you'll turn out for the show. For some reason I'm thinking I've seen your AE-86 or 85 if you are who I think you are, judging by the picture. Any funds we can raise for the cause would be awesome, and I look forward to meeting other IA'rs.

Thanks again.

[quickdodge®]

If they're REAL drivers, they won't be concerned with running one side of a parking lot to the other. Instead, they'd be smart (like me) and take it to copless remote areas where there are several turns

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! What a fuccin idiot you are. You say "smart (like you)?" You contradicted yourself in that the very same goddamn sentence. Smart and illegal street racing do not belong in the same sentence. Holy shit that was fuccing stupid. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

However, we're trying to be known for better things than "Hey, they always race people" or "Oh, they're the ones that always get us kicked outta here", ya know?

Well you might want to change your thinking process which is quoted in my above post if you want to be known for good things. Later, QD.

[Tank]

now thats just cruel QD

[StreetSweepn]

damn QD why cant we be friends here when you come to the show i want yall to hug and make up lol

[BTLFED]

The vp's civic hatch yeah its on primer but it will own u in the mtns.

Whoa Whoa Whoa! Hold it right there! I am not even going to read the pages of garbage that follow this. You automatically think that some Primered, Z3 fendered NOT AN EF9 hatch will own my CRX in the mountains?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!!!

[BTLFED]

PS-I hate rice 2

Yet you are rockin Z3 fenders?!

[blurred_visi]

wuz up zack yeah iam looking for a club what kind of cars do yall have i have a 96 honda accord the basic stuf on it exhaust intake stuf like just hit me back up

[thinkfast®]

WTF is goin on here?

BTLFED notes please

[BTLFED]

WTF is goin on here?

BTLFED notes please

BTLFED Notes:

-New Club called Joker Performance (Should have the "R" taken off Joker)
-It looks like all their cars suck except for the Vette, which I personally like
-They street race like dumbasses, which pissed off QD
-Also said a primered, Z3 fendered wanksta Civic will "Own us in the mountains"
-Owner of said Civic said he hates rice, officially contradicting himself
-I called out said Civic.

And that is where it sits.

[LemonAJAX]

Thats a different group of Jokers they are Jokers Audio or Something And if you hate on rice so much why would you like preipkes Fuckus I mean it has Disco lights, an unpainted kit, and busted ass body

whoa that hurts my feelings.. you think i like that thing.. i said i know him and his retarded ass bother.. and i know his body kit looks like shit is fucked up and he got his fender kicked in and his girlfriend cheated on him.. i mean whats with the personal insults... oww.. and i never said that you guys go to barrett.. although i have seen ya'll up there more than once.. but.. i mean it's just not a cool club and my definitions were purely examples.. so if ya'll wanna be rice cool.. have fun with that mean while i know anyone from 1/4 mile would be happy to race anyone of ya'll.. they ahve their shit sorted out.. thats all i hear from you.. clown

[LemonAJAX]

This is Mike Joker Performance President, I am finally on here. As for all of this talk about the ricer group, I remeber them that was Joker Audio, I am not going to say any thing bad about them, but they by far are not us, two completly different types of clubs.

so your saying jeremy is a ricer that was in joker audio.. yet i do believe i saw him in the pics of nopi... wow oh and type r, your how old.. worring about what a 17 year old says to you on the computer? and BTLFED, LIRL you need to take notes more often lol awesome and yes tank i am right.. and no i wasnt thinkin of Joker audio.. (your lame excuse)

[The Ren]

BTLFED Notes:

-New Club called Joker Performance (Should have the "R" taken off Joker)
-It looks like all their cars suck except for the Vette, which I personally like
-They street race like dumbasses, which pissed off QD
-Also said a primered, Z3 fendered wanksta Civic will "Own us in the mountains"
-Owner of said Civic said he hates rice, officially contradicting himself
-I called out said Civic.

And that is where it sits.

And did Rice-r-oni answer the call out?

[thinkfast®]

And did Rice-r-oni answer the call out?

Ren I think its Rice-A-Roni "the San Fransisco Treat!"

sorry, carry on

[LemonAJAX]

Ren I think its Rice-A-Roni "the San Fransisco Treat!"

sorry, carry on

LIRL your right.. but no he prolly didnt.. his Z3 fenders gave him way more HP then BTLFED.. so he didnt waste his time..(LIRL) i heard that for every NOS sticker he puts on his car he get +20Hp lol hahaha wow laughing at ricers IS fun..

[Tank]

wow after i left and let ya'll be your true ricer-hood pride had to bring my name back up ok since you want to talk cars lets which one youd like a shot at the supra the civic 86 what it dont matter see unlike you i belive rice is a mentality that equates to the persons expression of his ride. for example primered z3 fenders=i want to look fast and talk like im fast so ill slap these on for 30HP. talking big like this isnt a real big thing i give less then a fuck about this joke of a team. yes your dumbasses for street racing however we all do it we all speed sometime so ill let that be. but bringing my name back into this please ill let it be like this name a time and date "please make it in march" and we can see if im rice. Since apparently i jsut dont know what teh fuck im talking about and you jokes perfomance guys are such big shots. be very careful who you test homie cause you never know who is gonna push your shit right back in that dumb ass mouth you let it out of.

[LemonAJAX]

wow after i left and let ya'll be your true ricer-hood pride had to bring my name back up ok since you want to talk cars lets which one youd like a shot at the supra the civic 86 what it dont matter see unlike you i belive rice is a mentality that equates to the persons expression of his ride. for example primered z3 fenders=i want to look fast and talk like im fast so ill slap these on for 30HP. talking big like this isnt a real big thing i give less then a fuck about this joke of a team. yes your dumbasses for street racing however we all do it we all speed sometime so ill let that be. but bringing my name back into this please ill let it be like this name a time and date "please make it in march" and we can see if im rice. Since apparently i jsut dont know what teh fuck im talking about and you jokes perfomance guys are such big shots. be very careful who you test homie cause you never know who is gonna push your shit right back in that dumb ass mouth you let it out of.

dude you rock..

[StreetSweepn]

Tank im confused no one said anything about you, in your last post apparently things were left at a good point then you come back in like this whats that about?

[BTLFED]

And did Rice-r-oni answer the call out?

He won't if he knows what's good for him.

[thinkfast®]

Tank im confused no one said anything about you, in your last post apparently things were left at a good point then you come back in like this whats that about?

yo man what you tryin to negative rep me for puto, YOU ALREADY GOT NEGATIVE REPS, YOU CAN'T GIVE NEGATIVE SHIT OUT YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[BTLFED]

yo man what you tryin to negative rep me for puto, YOU ALREADY GOT NEGATIVE REPS, YOU CAN'T GIVE NEGATIVE SHIT OUT YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

He did that shit to me too!

MOTHER FUCKER YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT AND YOUR CLUB AIN'T GOT SHIT EXCEPT FOR THAT VETTE. OWN DEEZ NUTS PUTO

[LemonAJAX]

He did that shit to me too!

MOTHER FUCKER YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT AND YOUR CLUB AIN'T GOT SHIT EXCEPT FOR THAT VETTE. OWN DEEZ NUTS PUTO

hey man..no eally i love you.. LIRL not really but thats awesome..

[BTLFED]

hey man..no eally i love you.. LIRL not really but thats awesome..

Repped you for it too.

[The Ren]

Haha I got neg rep from the bahstid too.. Comments:POINTLESS SHIT TALK ABOUT MY CLUB.. Club??? You call those piles of rice a club? Jesus dude.. have more class than that. That vette looks so out of place because the rest of those piles of shit belong in a junk yard next to my civic.. And yeah I can make fun of my own civic cause I got a supra to back up my shit talking... dont believe me.. TRY ME!

[Nismo]

So anyway, lol, Um hijacked

[EvasiveEF9]

Whoa...missed alot.

Before you start bashin' my car, let me explain a couple things to some of you.

First, the Z3 fenders drew alot attention so we'll start with why I ditched the stock ones and went to these because when I was 16 or 17 (not sure which) I had cheap ass tires on it (this was before I started working on it) and they detreaded and ripped off the front driver's side fender. That weekend, I was departing atlanta to drive cross country to Arizona. I needed something quick, so I turned to a shop I was dealing with and just grabbed 'em for better gas mileage than to not have a fender there at all (which leaves a huge pocket for collecting air) It never crossed my mind back then to swing by salvage and grab a fender from there.

Second, you called out the "TypeR" in my username. Back when I was 17, I started on honda-tech as "JokerTypeR" having in my plans to do a type R swap to the EF chassis. I later opted against the engine and to swing for something more reasonable, but the name just stuck. I didn't wanna have six names on several different sites, so I just kept the name. The engine I'm getting will be explained in the next few paragraphs.

Third, you called out the fact it's not a true EF9. Someone's been doing research, you are correct. The front fenders never went back to stock because I've opted to do a full JDM swap to the front. Why has it not already been done? I'm working on doing the interior. It was stripped, and I'm working on putting things back IN it now. The front seats have been replaced to the CRx SiR front seats imported from Japan. And so forth I continue changing the blue/navy into graphite/gray. Then I will move to the exterior, and then the engine.

Fourth, the "TypeR" that you've been calling out from my name is no more. I'm currently planning out how exactly I want the GSR engine built to be put in by yours truly. For the moment, it sits with a D15B2, which I use to learn the dynamics, and abilities of my car as well as how it handles and so forth.

Fifth, QD, you call out how I've been stupid and made mistakes in my past from speeding and so forth. You don't get it, do you...some people learn from their actions. It took me more time than most, but I learned from my past. Geez, kid, get off my back. Why you just comin' in here to call people out anyways? It gets old. I know you won't stop though, so that's a lost battle.

Sixth, there IS a club called Jokers Audio, it's mostly compiled of a bunch of Mexicans. I garuntee it wasn't my dog that bit you. My dog is the only dog we'd bring to a show. She weighs in at 160lbs, and she's almost pure-bred English Mastiff. She doesn't know how to "nip" or "nibble" on people. She only knows how to bite.

Finally, I don't know who's been giving out neg rep points (I don't even know how to) but eh...sorry to whomever's gotten 'em...it's not me. But do us (and by that, I mean my club) a favor and take it easy? We're trying to promote something good (the S.A.D.D. show).

Oh, yeah, and as for me calling people out, I was extremely tired and pissed off from a rough day. Excuse that callout, however I'm always up for a mtn run, and do so frequently. Would be glad to have you along, as I haven't gone for some time so I could get some work done to the front end of my car.

I...think I covered everything?

I'm not trying to start any fights here...just promote a growing club of several different interests.

Oh...and to anyone who DID call out my primered civic, I hope to see you at the track this spring. I'll be making few and far between meets, but I will be at a few amateur-league events. The Civic has already taken a C5 Zo6 in the mtns in a turn, as well as run with a Lotus Elise and Ferrari 355 F1 in the same run, and I have yet to find more than about 2 cars that can outhandle it in the turns. Don't take this as a callout, just a rep for my car.

Thanks.

Oh, one last thing. About the decals. I have one club decal on the back, one "support our troops" decal on the back, and a Skunk2 and honda-tech on the side. None are crazy colored or huge, and unlike several ricers, I actually do have Skunk2 in my car. I'm just a fan of their products all around. Nothing big. I actually do hate rice. Hence why I'm working on losing the two pieces that are on there that ARE rice...the Z3 fenders.

Thanks again.